Overdue and Overexposed: Michigan Police Arrest Man Who Stripped and Stole Children’s Book at Library

The police has arrested the man who was the subject of our prior competition to name the book that a naked man checks out of the library. He is Terrence Miles, 52, and he is accused of striping and stealing children’s book from a local library in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

The police report also accuses Miles of “thrusting his hips” toward a library worker before putting his clothes back on.

I must give Elaine the win on “My Participle’s Dangling” by John Nelson for the book title.

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