The police has arrested the man who was the subject of our prior competition to name the book that a naked man checks out of the library. He is Terrence Miles, 52, and he is accused of striping and stealing children’s book from a local library in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
The police report also accuses Miles of “thrusting his hips” toward a library worker before putting his clothes back on.
I must give Elaine the win on “My Participle’s Dangling” by John Nelson for the book title.
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