Parris insists that studies show that bird sounds make people happier — even recorded bird sounds.
It is not clear whether they will also tweet out Bible verses given Parris’ prior pledge that he was growing the city into a Christian community. That would make them Birds of Pray and tie together Parris’ various initiatives.
The sounds may smooth the hard feelings among pit bulls in the city who were castrated under a prior law passed by Parris. His other acts included ordering city officials to learn Mandarin to attract Chinese money.
Perhaps these are the birds he had in mind for the sidewalks of Lancaster:
Source: CBS