Taking It To The Limit: Woman Cuts 64-Year Old Housemate For Playing Eagles Music
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By Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger
I’ve seen some tough music reviews but 54-year-old Witchy Woman Vernett Bader takes the cake. Incensed by her housemate’s incessant playing of top Eagles tunes like Hotel California,Lyin’ Eyes, and Life in the Fast Lane, Bader grabbed a 14-inch “steely knife” and cut her 64-year-old victim several times on the arm and hand. This One of These Nights left Bader charged as a Desperado and facing a sentence for aggravated criminal domestic violence and her victim with a Hole in His World. The night’s Peaceful Easy Feeling was Already Gone when both parties became so intoxicated that they could not agree on the music. Proclaiming “I Don’t Want To Hear Anymore,” Bader downed her last Tequila Sunrise and went for the blade after her victim told her to “shut up” and thus starting her on her not so Long Road Out Of Eden.
For his part, her unnamed victim — feeling a bit like a Certain KInd Of Fool for continually playing the rock music from his favorite band — was contemplative, proclaiming his relationship with Bader a Waste of Time, and lamenting her Frail Grasp of the Big Picture. He vowed to move on in life even After the Thrill [was] Gone. Adding that he’d Get Over It, our victim admitted that he Can’t Tell [Us] Why the fight happened in the first place.
South Carolina officials will have to advise us if Bader is Guilty of the Crime, or not.
