Can You Guess What This Man Was Charged With?

If you answered the earlier mugshot challenge correctly, you are a genius. If you answer this one, you are a God. This is Colin Murphy, 23, who was arrested at a Kroger store in Cincinnati after stripping naked (apparently a trend this week) and defecated on a self-checkout scanner. I assume that folks moved to the next counter for a while.

The police say that Murphy smelled of alcohol and had slurred speech when he entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it.” There is no word what the scanner read, but police charged him with disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.

If the pooping on a scanner is a felony but running naked with only bells on (our previous case) is a misdemeanor. The choice is yours.

He was given a $2000 bail and later released.