Hansi is 71, but participated in a TV program where men tried to get female contestants interested in them. Most presumably go for the standard sweets and roses approach as opposed to poultry abuse. He explains on TV: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.” I simply cannot imagine why Hansi is a bachelor.
It did not seem to work with contestant Marianne, 66, who noted “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals. I am disgusted. This is not my world.”
It is a bit odd that buggering chickens is allowed on German television. In the United States, even a wardrobe malfunction is verboten. Then there is the small problem of abuse of animals on live television, which also does not appear a serious issue in the controversy.
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