Cats Frame Another Biped: Florida Man Arrested in Confrontation with Feline Fifth Column

When will this country wake up to the cat menace? After following cases of cats framing humans (here and here), we have yet another example of the feline Fifth Column. Robert Taylor fell victim to a classic cat trap. He returned home to find that his cat had used his bed as a litter box. When he took the cat to the barage to fire a gun to scare it, he was promptly arrested and the cat given the run of the house.

Taylor, 43, took the cat to his garage and fired a gun at 7:30 pm into a “life jacket” to scare the [%$!#!] out of it.

He has minutes before been arguing with his girlfriend over the cat’s behavior — a classic divide and conquer technique among feline agents.

Taylor screamed “I’m going to shoot this [expletive] cat” and then proceeded to execute the life jacket.

He was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and using a firearm while under the influence.

Police noted that the house had a great deal of pet droppings on the rugs and furniture.

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