Cats Frame Another Biped: Florida Man Arrested in Confrontation with Feline Fifth Column

49186984180px-WhiteCatWhen will this country wake up to the cat menace? After following cases of cats framing humans (here and here), we have yet another example of the feline Fifth Column. Robert Taylor fell victim to a classic cat trap. He returned home to find that his cat had used his bed as a litter box. When he took the cat to the barage to fire a gun to scare it, he was promptly arrested and the cat given the run of the house.

Taylor, 43, took the cat to his garage and fired a gun at 7:30 pm into a “life jacket” to scare the [%$!#!] out of it.

He has minutes before been arguing with his girlfriend over the cat’s behavior — a classic divide and conquer technique among feline agents.

Taylor screamed “I’m going to shoot this [expletive] cat” and then proceeded to execute the life jacket.

He was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and using a firearm while under the influence.

Police noted that the house had a great deal of pet droppings on the rugs and furniture.

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17 thoughts on “Cats Frame Another Biped: Florida Man Arrested in Confrontation with Feline Fifth Column”

  1. Big Fella,

    Not only was I laughing, my cats think that disclaimer is just hysterical. I’m a little concerned though that the big kitty was taking notes . . .

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  3. From NBC’s Mike Viqueira

    The White House tonight is providing the below clarification on what the president’s health-care proposals would mean when it comes to the issue of illegal immigrants.

    The question, as we all know, arises from the Wilson “You lie” outburst, and the core claim that notwithstanding specific bill language barring illegal immigrants from participating in the “exchange,” as a practical matter, there is no way of verifying the citizenship of applicants — which is the current state of play. Republicans say that then means illegal immigrants would end up being enrolled in plans — bill language or no bill language.

    Today, for the first time as far as we know, the administration is backing a provision that would require proof of citizenship before someone could enroll in a plan selected on the exchange.

    Here, the administration also concedes that hospitals would be compensated with public funds for the care of undocumented immigrants.


  4. Ceiling Cat, this blawg does not serve Basement Cat- it exists to praise your chosen tribe by mocking those that would do them injustice. I believe the good Professor even has a advisor for all things kitty on the payroll:

    see more Lolcats and funny pictures

  5. God Bless Rep. Joe Wilson.

    If Wilson was wrong, why did the Senate amend their proposed bill in such a rush yesterday to accommodate verifying citizenship before anyone can enroll in any government insurance program, get tax credits for health related programs, or get benefits?

    As Joe had been pointing out for weeks; the same illegal immigrants using fake ID’s to work in this country would be using the same FAKE ID’s to get health care benefits under OBama care.

    Obama LIED. Most in America know it.

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  7. This story makes me feel so sorry for all those animals out there who are subject to the whims of seriously mentally ill and often violent people. Yeah, like this guy needs to be teaching any other sentient being a lesson!

    I was staying with some friends in Arizona who lived near someone who had a horse in a pen with no shelter. It was Christmas time, the temperature was below freezing and even snowed. The horse had to sleep out there, totally exposed all night. I felt horrible for it.

    And, Leah, good point on the litter box! If you’re gonna have a cat in the house…

  8. “For some reason I imagine Mr. Taylor attending town hall meetings fully armed, just in case someone should disagree with his views.”

    Mike A.,

    I not only agree with you, but believe you’ve nicely summed up the current character of our beloved democracy! What a model it has become!


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  10. For some reason I imagine Mr. Taylor attending town hall meetings fully armed, just in case someone should disagree with his views.

  11. Has no one explained the complexities of litter boxes to this person? Maybe someone could help him with the complicated chore of buying some kitty litter, pouring it into a receptacle, and placing it somewhere that the cat can find it. Cats are critters that are notoriously tidy, and as such, they are fond of burying what they leave behind. This is difficult for them to do on rugs and furniture.

    Instead, this genius executes a life jacket, believing that the cat will understand it’s housemate’s demented intention.

  12. I love your cat stories. My cats are too sweet to end up in your hall of fame for Fifth Column Cats.

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