Please Stare at This Light: Rip Torn Arrested For Breaking Into Bank

In Salisbury, Connecticut, actor Elmore “Rip” Torn, 78, has been arrested for breaking into a bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated. He was found inside of the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded gun. He appears to have had everything but the one thing he needed from MIB: his neuralyzer.

He is now being held on a $100,000 bond and faces burglary and possession of firearm without a permit.

Torn has an assortment of drunk driving arrests in Connecticut and New York. He was reportedly drunk on this occasion which would explain the absence of an attempted bank robbery charge and the mug shot.

Torn appears to have dropped out of character since Zed was quite clear on these issues:

You’ll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You’ll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you’ll have no identifying marks of any kind. You’ll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You’re a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don’t exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black.

He reportedly told police officers that he was also an officer — though not presumably with the Men in Black or all of this would have been erased.

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