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Shades of Satan: Iran Cracks Down on Suntanned Women

Iranian police have found another pocket of immorality amidst their population. Of course, it is again women — specifically sun-tanned women. Brig Hossien Sajedinia, Tehran’s police chief, announced that his officers would be looking for suntanned women as a mark of immorality. It appears that the good people at Arrest Sun Lotion may have found a niche.

Sajedinia insisted that “We are not going to tolerate this situation and will first warn those found in this manner and then arrest and imprison them.”

At the same time, cleric Ayatollah Kazim Sadighi, a leading cleric, has called for a crackdown on immodestly dressed women to stop earthquakes, here.

The next step will be a fatwah on George Hamilton.

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