Jaws V: The Mossad Menace

I have always marveled how everything in the Middle East can be reduced to a conspiracy theory. This week, however, Egyptian authorities are exploring the possibility that the recent shark attacks in Sharm al-Sheikh were the result of Mossad using GPS technology to guide the sharks. That’s right, shark attacks at a beach resort so the Jews did it.

The governor of South Sinai, Mohammad Abdul Fadhil Shousha, warned “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm.”

Yes, a great deal of time.

Life must make consummate sense when every unfortunate act from bird droppings to traffic jams are the work of the Mossad.

I see a “Jaws V: The Mossad Menace.”

Source: MSN

Jonathan Turley