French “Terrorists” Break Into Texas Court, Wear Sombreros, and Play With Gavel

French terrorists have landed . . . in San Antonio, Texas. That is apparently the concern of local police after arresting French teenagers who broke into a courthouse, put on a judge’s robe, played with a gavel, and ran around the hallways wearing sombreros and drinking beer. The FBI and Homeland Security have been called in to determine whether this could be an act of terrorism.

This Cassoulet of Crime is composed of French Moroccans who arrived in the ultimate Texas trojan horse . . . a RV (which Fox will no doubt refer to as the Mujahideen motor home). When Texans slept, they crept out of the RV and revealed themselves . . . after cruising the bar scene.

To help cover their insidious plan to wear our sombreros and undermine our court system, the men partied at local bars before climbing a fire escape and entering the fourth-floor of the courthouse at 1:30 am. They then put the Al Qaeda training to the terrifying use — walking around in sombreros and play acting as judges. At this point, the scene was described by an experienced decorated special forces officer:

The possible terrorists are identified as Adil Ajjaid, 27; Camille Huet, 25; Hicham Ajjaid, 25; Mehdi Ajjaid, 21; and Meissa Mithra, 24.
Authorities said they were cooperating . . . making them even more suspect of being terrorists.

County Judge Nelson Wolff is quoted as in disbelief that these possible terrorists could just show up from France and give a Quiche of death to the court system in Bexar County: “All the enhanced security measures that we have taken since 9/11, which has been extraordinary, and you couldn’t have had a better result than what you saw last night.”

UPDATE: This just out. Texas and federal authorities believe that the attack on the Bexar courthouse may not have been a terrorist attack after all, though many remain skeptical. One of the first goals of terrorists is to intimidate local police. I will remain in the basement with the children until everyone has been waterboarded and kept in stress positions for at least 48 hours.

Here is the cell members in case you see a suspicious RV in your neighborhood driven by Sombrero wearing, baguette eating Frenchmen:

Source: CNN