Florida Woman Allegedly Lacks Funds For Hit So Contracts For Boyfriend To Be Crippled

Stephanie Jean Came, 21, is accused of not only being ruthless but decidedly cheap. Came allegedly wanted to kill her boyfriend but didn’t have the scratch for hit, so she arranged for a guy to cripple her boyfriend instead for $500 — preferably from the neck down.


The hitman turned out to be an undercover detective with the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office. These gruesome arrangements were allegedly made by Came at the Sip-and-Dip coffee shop — highly recommended by 8 out of 10 murderous conspirators. She added that she not only wanted him in a wheelchair but “scarred up”.

She is now charged with solicitation to commit aggravated battery. Her bail was set at $3,500. That is a lot of money — seven cripplings or four cripplings, two scarrings, and a wedgie.

By the way, her ex-boyfriend is also incarcerated for aggravated assault.

Source: ABC

6 thoughts on “Florida Woman Allegedly Lacks Funds For Hit So Contracts For Boyfriend To Be Crippled

  1. AY,
    You are right about Florida. They are trying to make it to Number 1 on my Crazy state list which currently has Arizona at number ! with Florida, Oklahoma and Texas neck and neck for number 2!

  2. The Sip-and-Dip coffee shop being used by inept conspirators. Really? Isn’t that next door to the Curl Up and Dye hair salon?

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