The Boss’s Burger: Florida Man Arrested For Burger Battery

Port St. Lucie, Florida has another AWDS case (assault with a deadly sandwich). Previously, we saw how Matthew Rubin was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, here. Yet, cold-cut sandwiches are widely known by police to be gateway food to hotter items like pizzas and burritos. Now, Daniel Boss, 25, has been arrested for rubbing a hamburger in the face of his wife. The incident appropriately occurred at one of Daniel’s favorite restaurants, Dick’s.

Boss was arguing with his wife when she poured soda on his hamburger, which he shoved in her face and began throwing food. She went to the police station to report the culinary attack. Next time they may want to try exchanging nice condiments with one another.

Boss was then arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge, though it is not clear if the Dick’s burger was preserved as evidence in the case.

We have already seen that this is not the proper presentation for a hamburger, here, and Boss is unlucky he did not hear from its agent.

However, it is important to also take time to thank the people of Port St. Lucie for what has been a series of blog entries from that fair city, here, here, and here.

Of course, he can claim that he was practicing for the community college theater performance of Public Enemy:

Kudos: Christine W!