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Meat Makeup: Where Hamburgers Go To Get That TV Perfect Look

It turns out that hamburgers have makeovers too. It now appears that those toned buns and firm patties are no accident.

Now if I could only find an artist to make middle aged professors look fresh and juicy. My God, they even glue on the sesame seeds!

6 thoughts on “Meat Makeup: Where Hamburgers Go To Get That TV Perfect Look”

  1. response to Gyges – why do you pretentious food jerks always have to assert your brand of BS whenever you see/hear a story about food?
    Who gives an F if you don’t eat fast food? No one cares. It doesn’t make you better than anyone who eats meat, it just makes you different. Although, I will add, it DOES seem to make you more of an annoying a-hole!

    Again, we don’t CARE about your pretentious, holier-than-thou eating habits. Don’t eat fast-food? Good, that leaves more for us!
    Now shut the F up and go home and get your shine box. . .

  2. Byron,

    What’s really sad is most of the fast food burgers I see on T.V. still look disgusting to me.

    There’s something seriously wrong with a food culture that eats as much fast food as Americans in general do.

  3. Burger makeup.

    Butt makeup.

    Corporate conspiracy cover ups.

    The world is indeed illusion – much of it of our own making.

  4. Byron,

    NOW TAKE THAT BACK. I AM NEVER EVAH GOING TO BELIEVE THAT. Santa Claus is going to fill your stockings with coals. The Easter Bunny will certainly not visit your house and I am speaking to the tooth fairy right now. TAKE THAT BACK.

    I Believe, why can’t you?

  5. why is this so shocking? The food always looks better in the picture. Even Playboy air brushes the centerfold model.

  6. Take a look at the sonic commercials. The shakes don’t shake and no one eats the food. I was wondering if the food product was really safe to eat anyway.

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