Hint: Edward Moya, 45, is a slow learner and fast driver.
New Mexico State Police say that Moya was arrested Dec. 7th for DWI. The arrest followed his speeding at over 120 miles per hour and eventually backing into a police cruiser. He then curiously admitted to drinking but refused to cooperate with DWI tests. The officer then learned that this is Moya’s 12 DWI arrest.
Moya is now under arrest for DWI, aggravated battery upon a peace officer, driving with a revoked license, aggravated fleeing a law enforcement officer, reckless driving and not having car insurance.
Moya is not that slow a learner. Jail followed by bail, a walk about period in which he plays hide-and-go-seek with the bail bondsmen and process servers. Maybe he’ll just move to Connecticut and get a job stocking shelves. And, in spite of the rigorous punctiliousness of the pronouncements of “No Name to share,” he will be adjudged guilty barring early demise or abscondment.
Permanently unsubscribing from this blog (removing it from my RSS feed). Reasons stated in a comment on previous post. In that post, the accused had been charged with obcensity and the professor clearly considered him guilty and worthy of shame. I wrote in a comment:
“And so this site continues its online perp walk tradition, whereby it publicly shames and encourages ridicule of people who haven’t been convicted of anything and who probably haven’t yet had a chance to present a defense.
Isn’t into fun to gawk and giggle and shake our heads at these (alleged) weirdos? (That’s sarcasm.)
Despite great respect for the professor, I find all of these posts disturbing. Public mocking of the accused isn’t noble and it does not model or teach a laudable approach to criminal law (or any law). Tacking on quotes from an obscenity statute doesn’t make the post professorial or otherwise redeem it. This whole series of derisive posts appeals to base instincts and amounts to toilet humor about people who haven’t been given an opportunity to speak for themselves.
Have you been accused of an odd or unseemly crime? We’ll spread the news and post your photo so the world can have a good laugh. Oh, you haven’t been convicted? No matter! We’re quite sure you’re a degenerate. (Sarcasm again.)
All of this encourages contempt for basic principles that should guide and discipline our writing about the criminally accused.
The professor is so thoughtful and incisive in his other types of posts; I’ll never understand these though.”
In the alcoholic state of Wisconsin, double digit DUI’s are fairly common. Generally, states w/ an alcoholic culture tend to be more lenient w/ guys like this. This ilk are incorrigible. The only way to ensure they don’t drink and drive is to incarcerate them. I’m talking 10, 20 year sentences to protect innocent people who are in danger from people like this sh!tbird.
Nick – I have heard, anecdotally, that alcohol keeps you warm in Wisconsin. So the more alcohol, the warmer you are.
Or, the illusion that you are warm. Remember we sell the illusion. Lot of that going on these days.
Congratulations Issac, you may have entered the acceptance stage. Keep up the good work.
I have accepted the fact that there are more idiots out there who follow a carnival barker than those that will do a little research or even thinking. That only makes it harder to put up with DDT and almost half of the population.
Historically, at least, Wisconsin has taken a boys-wiil-be-boys attitude towards multiple DUI drivers. But every so often one of them takes out a family in a horrible crash, and only then do the authorities seem to be concerned. And, pathetically, the drunks too often survive the crashes, sometimes unscathed.
Living in a deep freeze for six months a year and having anti-freeze on tap at every street corner, Wisconsinites get a pass from this former resident. Besides, with a lineup from stables like Stevens Point Brewery (see below), with Leinenkugel on deck, and Pabst Blue Ribbon in the hole, along with all of the microbreweries, what do you expect, eggs in your beer?
Point Special Lager
Point Classic Amber
Point Cascade Pale Ale
Point Belgian White Wheat Ale
Point Onyx Black Ale
Point Three Kings Kolsh Style Ale
Point Nude Beach Summer Wheat
Point Oktoberfest
Point St. Benedict’s Winter Ale
Point Drop Dead Blonde
Point Beyond the Pale IPA
Whole Hog Raspberry Saison
Whole Hog Russian Imperial Stout
Whole Hog Six Hop India Pale Ale (IPA)
Whole Hog Scotch Ale
Whole Hog Barley Wine Style Ale
Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale
JP Casper White Stout
JP Yabba Dhabba Chai Tea Porter
JP Ould Sod Irish Red India Pale Ale (IPA)
JP Accapella Gluten-Free Pale Ale
Ciderboys First Press
Ciderboys Magic Apple
Ciderboys Peach County
Ciderboys Raspberry Smash
Ciderboys Cranberry Road
Ciderboys Mad Bark
I remember fishing for Northerns off of Washington Island one morning with a neighbor who enlightened me on the ever-so-palatable Old Style’s version of near-beer at 6:00AM. Now that’s livin’!
No comment from me on PBR, Paul may be reading…
Interesting that he backed into the cop car and yet was able to manage a high-speed chase. By backing, did his just tap it or did he mush the cop car? I think they are throwing everything at him hoping for a plea deal.
He is also the same guy in the so called Santa photo in the article below.
The defendant is a New Mexican and was born in that state despite looking like a Mexican born south of the border. New Mexicans have a certain appearance.
But let a white woman tweet about stereotypical white males and ::voila!:: instant race-gender discrimination.
LOL! You’re full o’ feces on this “observation.” Now, go back to your titty bar.
My prior comment was to Jack Ruby for the historically impaired.
But if he is here illegally, all charges will be dropped. “Have a nice day, Sir.”
“The arrest followed his speeding at over 120 miles per hour and eventually backing into a police cruiser. ”
If you think about it, If he managed to say on the road at 120 mile per hour his driving could not have been all that impaired.
His judgment maybe. But his driving, no, he was doing pretty good with that.
And if he failed to enroll in ObamaCare, he’s REALLY in trouble!
On second thought, maybe the peddle car thing would not be such a good idea. I have a hunch he would still manage to get another DWI and Reckless driving ticket in the peddle car.
He should be restricted to just a peddle car, looks as if he could use some exercise anyway. Plus he should be given special privileges like if he wants to go fast, he is free to peddle as fast as he wants
Other than this report, how is good ole’ Mr. Moya doin’ these days?
They should take away his car and sell it at auction. Also he should be forbidden to drive for about ten years.