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With the economy spinning out of control and the recession deepening, there appears to be some good jobs available in Rome. The Catholic Church is looking for exorcists. In the meantime, bizarre cases of alleged botched exorcisms are being prosecuted in the United States and abroad.
The need for competent exorcists would appear obvious from recent cases. One in Romania involved the death of a nun after a priest tied her to a cross and without her without water or food, click here.
In the United States, a man insists that his wife died when he was performing an exorcism. He says that he was successful in getting the devil to leave her — only to have the devil enter him and kill his wife, click here
The best part of this specialized job is that the International Brotherhood of Exorcists is one of the best connected and most powerful unions in the world. Since a work stoppage brings outbreaks of evil and possession, it is better to just give them the sandwich truck and dental plan that they demand.
For the video on the need for exorcists, click here
“…International Brotherhood of Exorcists…”
Now, THAT’S funny! lol!
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THE GIFT OF DISCERNING OF SPIRITS…IT’S NOT A GAME!!!IT’S A GIFT IMPARTED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT!TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TURNED TO THIER OWN WAYS AND HAVE REJECTED GOD.SO THEY DONT KNOW THAT EACH SPIRIT HAS IT’S OWN SIGNIFICANCE.WHICH MEANS ABILITY TO INFLUENCE IN A PARTICULAR WAY,AND EVEN MANIFEST IT’S CHARACTER THROUGH A PERSON.NOW DAYS PEOPLE SAY IT DOES NOT EXIST,EVEN SOME CHURCHES TOO!!JESUS SAID THESE SIGNS SHALL FOLLW THEM THAT BELIEVE. THEY WILL CAST OUT DEVILS,HEAL THE SICK,AND RISE THE DEAD IN MY NAME!!!SO TRULY,IF WE BELIEVE THAN WHY ARE SO FEW DOING THESE SIGNS?1 YOU BETTER KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN CHRIST FIRST!!THATS WHY THE STORY OF THE BIBLE WHERE THE MAN TRIED TO CAST OUT A DEMON FROM A MAN ENDED UP TORN TO SHREDS!!HE DID NOT KNOW JESUS PERSONALLY!HE ONLY HEARD OF HIM AND WHAT JESUS WAS DOING!THE DEMON ASKED I KNOW JESUS BUT WHO ARE YOU??????YOUR FRIEND:JASON BUKER
jason baker:
“JESUS SAID THESE SIGNS SHALL FOLLW THEM THAT BELIEVE. THEY WILL CAST OUT DEVILS,HEAL THE SICK,AND RISE THE DEAD IN MY NAME!!”
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Hey that’s what Jesus supposedly did too. Does that mean that he is both Savior and Demon? What exactly does it mean to “KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN CHRIST?” I also note that you say many people and other churches take a view very different from you. What is it about the hysterical rant you left for us here that makes you any more believable than a guy with a sign board walking along Times Square telling us that “The End is Near?” Just a few questions from one not so certain of his superior knowledge of all things spiritual simply because he was preached to by someone who cherry picked some catchy phrases from an Iron Age work of fiction.
Your Friend, Mespo727272
As a servant of God active member of a Christian Congregation, imparting God’s Word, praying for the sick & poor people and Spiritual Deliverances.
call me i have the gift! ready and willin to fight the good fight for the father!