I’m in Orlando attending the annual convention of the National Council of Teachers of English. I was a presenter at two sessions on Friday. I was so busy for several days preparing for my presentations that I didn’t have time to research stories and write-up posts about them for the Turley Blawg this weekend. I decided to dust off an old case that I found in my Fairy Tale Crimebusters File. It’s a tale of a horrible crime against humanity committed by a dastardly lupine villain who enjoyed preying on Homo sapiens of all ages. Fortunately, the two crime victims in this case were rescued and the gluttonous perpetrator of the evil deed was swiftly—and capitally—punished.
In the Case of Little Red Riding Hood:
A wily wolf waited in the wood.
He coaxed sweet Red to pick wildflowers,
Then sneaked away and GULP! devoured
Dear old Granny, jumped in bed
With Granny’s bonnet on his head.
The wolf, alas, was not yet through.
When Red arrived, he ate her, too!
His belly full, his eyelids closed.
He licked his chops and, snoring, dozed.
Anon, a whistling huntsman passed,
Heard loud snoring, was aghast
To find the wolf in deep repose,
All gussied up in Granny’s clothes.
The huntsman raised his knife and cut
A deep slit in the culprit’s gut.
Then out crawled Granny, Little Red.
All three pronounced the sly wolf dead.
In one German version of the Little Red Riding Hood/Little Red Cap tale, the wolf’s belly is filled with stones. When the wolf awakens, he tries to run away—but the stones are too heavy and he falls down dead.
If you relish a bit of violence with your fairy tales, I recommend reading Grimms’ Tales for Young and Old: The Complete Stories, which was translated by Ralph Manheim. The villains in German folklore often suffer harsh punishments. In Ashputtle—the “Cinderella” story in Manheim’s book, one stepsister cuts off a toe and the other cuts off the heel of her foot in hopes of fitting their feet into the slipper embroidered with silk and silver. At the end of the story, doves peck out both eyes of the elder stepsister and one of the eyes of the younger stepsister. In Snow White, the evil stepmother is sent an invitation to her stepdaughter’s wedding. When the stepmother arrives for the wedding and enters the hall, she recognizes Snow White. The stepmother is so terrified she can’t move. She is forced to step into hot iron shoes that had been heated in glowing coals and dance to her death. How’s that for punishment?
Note: Mr. Manheim’s career began in 1943 with his translation of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf.” (Source: New York Times)
- Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger
Those witty ones….now interpret the Bible for us…
Elaine M:
“I was a presenter at two sessions on Friday.”
Congrats!!
Why are you going to a teachers’ conference?
They should have a high school course in law so that students can learn basic principles of how to unsuccessfully attempt to protect their rights. Such a course could really promote literacy since many students who think novels are a waste of time recognize that they can be criminally convicted and executed with no evidence, lose their reputation with no evidence, dishonorably discharged based on their sexual preference, etc.
Those stories rekindled my curiosity fro Grimm’s tales. I remember reading some of his works in an English Lit. class. Thanks for dusting this one off.
Elaine,
I trust all went well and you are enjoying your first trip to Florida.
I second Addiction Analyst’s thanks
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2010/11/pope_condoms_okay_for_male_prostitutes.php Hope you are having a wonderful time, Elaine. Thanks for the poem. I am shocked the pope is okaying a condom for use by anyone. I hope this is only the beginning.
Elaine, Hope you’re having a wonderful time. (I seem to be having the same problem that Buddha did (?) on another thread.)
anon nurse-
When I was at Ft.Lewis, Washington in 1964-65, Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs played a rock concert in Seattle with several other groups. The last line in the review in one of the Seattle papers said, “Sam the Sham and his cheap, no-talent outfit also appeared.” I assume the reviewer didn’t care for “Wooly Bully”, possibly the only song they knew at that time.
The real gem on the link you supplied is the song by Harry “The Hipster” Gibson- “Who Put the Benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine”, which also contains the line; “Who put the nembutal in Mr. Murphy’s overalls?” Great stuff from 1944.
Hey HenMan,
I was stationed at Madigan Army Hospital/Fr. Lewis in the early 1970s.
HenMan,
We have to post it…
Thanks for sharing “the Sam the Sham” story, as well as pointing out the link to the Gibson vid. I had a perfectly miserable day and your comment turned it around… Great song, great lines. Many thanks.
oops. misplaced quotation mark… SB: the “Sam the Sham” story…
Whatever happened to them, I wonder…
Thanks, Buddha. How’d you get it to post?? A big smile when I saw it…
This one goes out to Elaine M. in sunny(?) Florida:
Hope it’s sunny and warm, Elaine…
anon nurse,
Use the short URL in the address bar of the video you want to post instead of the long embedding code.
My last attempt to post this…
I give, Buddha… (“I” is for …
)
As ever, one lives to be of service.
Thanks, Buddha. First laugh of the day…
Then my work here is done.
Very kind…
This is it, I promise — I had completely forgotten about “Fractured Fairy Tales”…
Buddha will probably have to post this one, too. (I copied the URL from the address bar…)
Thanks again, Buddha. And good morning. (What the heck am I doing wrong? Copied from the address bar?)
Swarthmore mom, anon nurse, and Buddha,
I just got a little while ago.
I had meant to include that Red Riding Hood video with this post but forgot because I was so busy getting things ready for my trip to Orlando…and getting things done at home for Thankgiving–as I always host the family for this holiday.
I had a great time at the NCTE Convention in Orlando. I connected with friends and with some bloggers that I had hoped to meet in person. Had dinner with a group of poets and teachers at D’Antonio’s in Celebration on Thursday evening. I had dinner a Fulton’s Crab House last night courtesy of Mamillan Publishers.
The weather was gorgeous in Florida. Returned to temperatuers in the high thirties!
Well… I’ve got to go watch the Patriots beat the Colts.
Elaine,
Welcome back!
anon nurse,
Try omitting the http colon backslashes and just using the www portion forward.
Thanks, Buddha. I’ll give it a whirl…
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Buddah Your suggestion worked. It was a test. I did not think it would work.
I don’t know what happened there.
Smom,
You know what I live for.
Glad it worked.
Testing again. Meant to do a different song.
Elaine, Glad to have you safe and back home and I’m glad you had a good time and got to be a *presenter*. The only time I was (got stuck being) a presenter/MC type functionary the stress took years off my life. It was fun in retrospect but… You are a brave and creative soul. Tanks for the posting while so under-the-gun. I’m glad you had a good time.
BIL (Glad to have you back buddy) and Swarthmore mom, I just went back to posting the embed box link and now it’s working for me. I did get an update for my computer (a mac) around the time I was having trouble and from its description it shouldn’t have made any difference but the problem I was having posting YouTube vids resolved itself shortly thereafter. I just hat that too, a perfect vid and just can’t post it. It was making me crazy. I do empathize with your difficulty SM, I hope it resolves in your favor soon. It’s like misplacing a favored tool.
Thanks also for the great postings and to you, HenMan, for remembering those songs.