Rear Adm. John “Boomer” Stufflebeem was recently demoted and fired from his post as director of the Navy staff. It was revealed this week, however, that Stufflebeem had a curious pick-up line: he falsely told a woman that he was a widower and slept with her at the White House — later lying about the liaison. The report shows that Stufflebeem seemed to morph into Bill Clinton when confronted with the affair.
The finding was made by the inspector general in its investigation of the matter. The woman was unmarried and worked for a federal agency. She was shocked to learn that he was married — though one would expect that it was an easy fact to discover in today’s Internet searches of dates, particularly given the fact that this was not a one-night stand. Stufflebeem’s “line” included how he was raising his children as a single parent. Next, to a puppy, it appears that this is a guaranteed hit with women.
This is probably not the first sailor to give a line to a date, but Jane Doe was pretty ticked when she said she learned Stufflebeem was (un)happily married — reportedly calling him “scum” and slamming the door in his face.
In a Clintonesque moment, Stufflebeem denied the affair and said “I did not have sex with this woman.”
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