NASA Captures Hand of God Reaching Across Space . . . As Stevens Goes To Court To Declare Victory

NASA has captured a picture of what appears to be the hand of God reaching across space. Notably, the picture was taken as former Sen. Ted Stevens (R., Alaska) is about to appear in federal court to declare victory after the Justice Department drops its case against him.

Stevens is expected to declare victory today despite the incriminating evidence at trial that is untouched by the prosecutorial misconduct. Scientists believe that the notion of Stevens doing a victory lap around the courthouse after years of alleged corrupt practices may have been enough for God to make such a rare appearance. All NASA cameras have been re-positioned to capture the image of Stevens actually being snatched up and sucked into space around noon Washington time.