Bad Hair Day: Connecticut Man Accused of Stopping in Mid-Haircut To Slash Man With Scissors

This is not only an odd mugshot of David Davis, 21, it is also evidence. Davis is accused of interrupting his haircut in Stamford, Connecticut to slash another man with scissors in the back.

Davis is claiming self-defense and said the other man was threatening him.

No, he was not at the Hair Cuttery.

Source: Salon

10 thoughts on “Bad Hair Day: Connecticut Man Accused of Stopping in Mid-Haircut To Slash Man With Scissors”

  1. HenMan,

    “Too bad this didn’t happen in Half Day, Illinois. The headline would have been: “Man gets half-do in Half Day- Doo-dah, Doo-dah”

    Lol – the Doo-dah, Doo-dah adds a nice touch

  2. Blouise-

    I hadn’t intended to add the Doo-dah x 2, but the cadence was too perfect to ignore.

    The judge should sentence him to wear the half-fro for 90 days.

  3. Too bad this didn’t happen in Half Day, Illinois. The headline would have been: “Man gets half-do in Half Day- Doo-dah, Doo-dah”

  4. We are coming dangerously close to the textbook definition of ‘reverse evolution.’

    Our inevitable population of Androids in the not-too-distant future is looking more attractive everyday, even to those who are a tad fearful of the anticipated reality.

    I strongly suspect entire sub-groups of Americans will find it highly painful to see which genotypes & phenotypes the ‘droids choose not to download.

    Little Charlie Darwin never saw hybrids coming.

  5. I think the victim should be able to claim that Double D’s hair assaulted him and caused him to “attack” Scissorsman.

  6. His defense might be stronger if the victim had wounds on his anterior instead of his posterior.

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