Tennessee music teacher Daniel Torroll, 56, was arrested Thursday after being allegedly seen engaging in sex acts with a child-like doll near an elementary school. His statements to police and press are a good example of how half a defense is sometimes worse than no defense at all.
Citizens say that they spotted Toroll under a bridge near Allendale Elementary School with a doll that he reportedly cut holes into. The officer says that he witnessed Toroll naked and having sex with the doll. Torroll told reporters “I happened to be there I didn’t know it was school property. I wouldn’t be there if I knew it was school property.” Well, that only leaves the part of being naked and having sex in public with a child-like doll.
Torroll has been charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor.
16 thoughts on “The Torroll Under The Bridge: Music Teacher Arrested After Reportedly Having Sex With Child-Like Dolls Under Bridge Leading To Elementary School”
People in Tennessee have problems…serious genetic in-breed problems.
Everybody should have a hobby. Just not necessarily this particular one.
He should try the Slim Whitman defense I think:
Perhaps it was:
Song? Robin Trower’s “The Fool and Me” from “Bridge of Sighs”, or maybe Jethro Tull’s “Aqualung”
At least he didn’t claim the doll looked at a minimum of 17 to him or that “it was asking for it”.
Especially if they are holding a hand drill.
Hey ladies, beware when someone calls you a doll.
Oh don’t beseech CSN&Y that away…..Here:
1, August 12, 2011 at 11:34 am
I wonder what music he was hearing in his head.”
As for the “half a defense being worse than none” thing, you can’t expect good judgment in any area from a guy whose instincts are screwy enough to have sex outside the privacy of his creepdungeon with a doll of any sort. If you were to draw a picture of the kind of man you’d expect to do that sort of thing, though, the mug shot of Torroll would be perfect!
I wonder what music he was hearing in his head.
Ya know, you think you’ve got a handle on what the definition of weird is and then ….
His school district might want to reconsider his contract for the coming year.
I am almost certain that he was reading the Rick Perry thread and tried some moonshine and got fried….
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