I do not know what concerns me more: that this is news to someone . . .
or that CNN thinks its viewers would need this information.
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I do not know what concerns me more: that this is news to someone . . .
or that CNN thinks its viewers would need this information.
Source: Reddit
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Breaking News: Generallisimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead.
Breaking News: Human feces smells much like dog feces.
Thank you Captain Obvious, chyron writer of the year.
Please let this be an April Fools’ Day joke, please?
gravity sucks !!!
When I taught current affairs in high school I had my students assigned to different networks to watch the news. I gave different assignments. One of them was to count the number of times the word “crisis” is used. They were amazed.
LOL. Crisis. What a great assignment.
Breaking News: Oxygen needed for human life.
And to provide balance, an MSNBC headline.
Seems more like a Fox News headline!
rafflaw wrote: “Seems more like a Fox News headline!”
Not really. Liberals who never watch Fox News might tell others that this looks like a Fox News headline, but that doesn’t make it true. This was a CNN headline, and not really that unusual. I’ve seen this stuff many times watching CNN, and I promptly flip the channel to Fox News telling myself, “oh yeah, that’s why I like Fox News better than CNN.”
When news gets like this, it is time to turn off the television. It is a true insult to one’s intelligence.
So long as a bumble bees wings move it can fly…. Same with a humming bird…. Aero Dynamic they are not…. Hmmm…
When you have 24 hours of news and you don’t want to bring up any negative news about your buddies, your left with this idiotic stuff.
If this is an April Fool’s joke, it’s up there with the all time worste-taste ones.
Happy April Fools Day!
Reblogged this on danmillerinpanama and commented:
CNN’s uncanny ability to explain often misunderstood facts to its viewers has helped it to lead all other legitimate news sources in ratings. Or is this an April Fool’s Day joke?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Wow! Is that where we’re at now? Really?? Please tell me that NO ONE found this to be a revelation. Please??
Also in the news today, Water: It’s wet!
Wow. Just…. wow.
Gravity is baaaaaacccckkkkk …..
I had no idea that no fuel would be a problem – I always thought the less weight would make it fly earlier – – guess I should not be surprised at this earth shattering info