If you said “Rogaine Theft” you nailed it. According to police in Ohio, the bald suspect is being pursued in a series of Rogaine thefts from a Walgreens and other stores in Mt. Healthy, Ohio (outside of Cincinnati). If the Rogaine works, they may want to post a before and after picture to help with identification.
The suspect is also thought to have stolen Prevagen, a “a brain health supplement.” The total of the stolen items is $847, which places it solidly in the felony category.
He is believed to be driving a white Jeep Cherokee . . . and sprouting new hair.