Can You Guess What This Person Was Charged With?

20745351-standard IF you guess soaking marijuana in a jar with a stolen human brain, you are a twisted genius. Joshua Long, 26, was arrested in Pennsylvania for a string of burglaries. He was later charged with using the stolen human brain to make a potent form of marijuana.

Long’s curious pot operation was discovered after his aunt found the brain in a Walmart shopping bag. Long was keeping it under the porch of a friend’s trailer. He and his friend, Robbie Lee Zoller, would soak marijuana in the preserving formaldehyde with the brain (which is believed to be a stolen teaching specimen). The formaldehyde trace can create hallucinations. A true head case.

19 thoughts on “Can You Guess What This Person Was Charged With?

  1. So, why didn’t he just inject the embalming fluid? It’s obvious he’s already brain-dead, so it wouldn’t hurt him. But at least some brainless professor will now be reminded (that his is missing).

  2. Tin, LOL! I would also note the brain was found under a double wide trailer. ‘Nuff said. I love these mugshot posts.

  3. I’m not surprised that the brain was found in a Walmart bag. It was imported from China, no doubt.

  4. I have heard of soaking it in embalming fluid, but this is the first time I have heard they left the specimen in.

  5. Folks, take a good long look at the guy’s face. I understood today’s marijuana is far more powerful than in the 60’s say. Coming up with a brain abduction and successfully completing the marijuana test seems rather incredible. So he’s incredibly stupid and incredibly smart to pull this off. Scary!

  6. What the freak? How did they know the brain was dead? They may have stumbled upon someone having a total out-of-body experience. Far out, freak out, in-out.

  7. Sooo, how did the brain end up under the porch??? Oh, I just fixed a cup of joe, sooo I will try some doggerel:

    When Lethe Expected???
    An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm

    Two criminals named Long and Zollar,
    Decided to make them some dollar!
    Sooo, they mixed up some chronic
    In embalming tonic,
    And they like left the brain under the porch, man, just not cool at all. . .

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  8. Well….I’m very glad to hear that someone did something about the fact that modern marijuana has so little active ingredient (THC). I mean, you can barely notice the effect nowadays. At least now guys like this perp have a chance to get high.

    /sarc off

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