Police in Salem, Oregon are dealing with a rather bizarre case of attempted murder by wood chipper. According to The Oregonian, Scott Edward Iverson, 26, is accused of putting a co-worker in a headlock and trying to feed him head first into their wood chipper.
The victim said that he had no beef with Iverson before he was almost turned into ground meat. Fortunately, another worker pushed Iverson aside and saved the victim. Iverson then ran but was arrested a few days later at a restaurant.
This could be a case of watching Fargo too many times but the friend of Gaear Grimsrud was very much dead at the time of the chipping . . .