In what may be the most curious police APB, detectives in Leeds are looking for the witness to an assault. The only description however is that the man was dressed as a giant penis.
The man is believed to have witnessed the attack on a victim that left him with a shattered shin bone, dislocated and cracked knee and torn ligaments. The witness was clearly on his way to what the English call a “fancy dress” party. He was in a group of 10 men which included the attacker.
Anyone with any information that could assist the investigation is asked to contact DC 3146 Burt at Elland Road via 101 quoting crime number 13170151315 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.
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Maria Shriver will never read this blog again:
Imagine: she grew up surrounded by the rough and tumble Kennedy clan, yet this is what offends her? You know, Maria, PENIS, the thing Arnold couldn’t keep in his pants when that big load decided to f the illegal help from south of the border?
bam bam – I thought he was bonking the nanny. Never heard she was illegal. However, it does make you wonder how good Maria was in the sack. 😉
Paul, shame on you. A big, dumb opportunistic turd, like Arnold, can’t keep it zipped, screws the fat, ugly nanny, and Maria is the problem? Seriously? I thought that you were far more enlightened than that.
bam bam – I have never liked the Kennedy’s, any of them. Maria is not special to me and I thought Aaaarold was dumb to have married her. It was a disaster waiting to happen. Besides, I do not know what the nanny looks like and what skills she has. We do know from Marilyn Monroe’s diary that two of the brothers were quick on the trigger and could not bring her to orgasm. Jackie seems to have bonked all the brothers according to the latest gossip. She was playing musical beds just as fast as JFK was. My considered opinion is that Maria does not have clean sheets in this matter. Aaaarnold just got caught with his pants down, she didn’t.
How did Manning get over there so quickly?
Speaking of the mutant….I’d be interested to know what JT’s thoughts are regarding Manning. Since Barry gave him 30 years off for being a good traitor, can the State Department strip “IT” of its citizenship and deport IT. You know, to a more mutant friendly country….
i.e. Iran?
It could be a cross-dressing woman with penis envy.
Eventually, the schlong arm of the law will get its man.
Perhaps in the end, the defendant will plead guilty to an inCHOADate offense.
So we know for sure that it was a man “dressed as” a penis, rather than a disconnected penis off on its own? There seem to be more and more men discarding their penises these days, so one may speculate as to what happens to these sad, unwanted penises……
If the authorities are searching for a giant, walking d@ck, we should point them in the direction of Chuckie Schumer. Mystery solved.
Don’t think he is a giant anything.
Come on JT, get to the Meat, I;m working late again, I’ve got to go to bed at some point, answer the ph’king question we’re waiting for about Lib Commie/Nazi/NeoCon/NeoLib American Hatin Trash. LOL!
OK, we should all help this poor victim find the witness! Let’s start a Twitter campaign for anybody who sees the witness. How a hashtag of #spotteddick ???
That’s not being hasty is it???
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Why won’t the witness come forward??? What a dick!
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Could this suspect also be the Washington Post anonymous source??