Donald Towns, 41, may be good at any number of things but he is clearly a work-in-progress when it comes to bank robbery. Towns not only was filmed without a mask robbing a bank but handed the bank manager his photo id as part of the pretense of opening a new account.
He ended up leaving the Renasant Bank with $1,200 in cash after telling bank employees he would kill them if they called police. He was able to enjoy the money for exactly 36 minutes before being arrested. Indeed, he only made it a few blocks.
Without the license, he could have easily be confused with Non from Superman II who was last seen floating through space. Neither had a successful career in crime on Earth.