Have You Seen This Man?

1522857538263Police in Warwickshire, England are looking for this man and I would hope that he is not particularly hard to spot.  Indeed, I am not sure what the burglary suspect resembles more: the character in The Mask or the Cheshire Cat.  I am also not sure who the sketch artist was but he may have previously worked on Ecce Homo in the Sanctuary of Mercy Church near Zaragoza.



The Warwickshire Police Department released a computer-generated sketch in its search for a man who broke into a woman’s home and stole her money.  The police responded to a torrent of teasing and jokes with the following:

Or not.

8 thoughts on “Have You Seen This Man?”

  1. This is what happens when the police buy a renovated computer at a Hollywood garage sale. Instead of “Open the pod bay doors, Hal,” now the problem is “Fix the x-coordinate, Hal. Change the aspect ratio. And for cryin’ out loud, Hal, give this guy some lips.”

    “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

    1. I think you usually show about 6 when you smile, and he shows 10 (but none on his lower plate). I’ve a cousin with an Ipana smile. She shows 10 teeth and a strip of her upper gum like this fellow, but her teeth have a narrower width.

      1. DDS – as a pessimist, I try not to smile, it makes people think I like them. 😉

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