Alabama Woman Allegedly Gave Bank Manager Choice of Handing Over Money for Sex or Facing A False Assault Allegation

rachel-calhounRachel Camille Calhoun, 24, in Forestdale, Alabama allegedly had a novel way to to rob the Regions Bank in Forestdale.  Police say that she gave the bank manager a stark choice: Given her $6,000 and accept sex in return or she would accuse him of sexual assault.  He opted for the third option and called police.

She is now charged with attempted extortion and theft.

Jefferson County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Randy Christian is quoted as saying that the police “saved this employee from something. I’m not sure exactly what, but we saved him from something.”


Kudos: Professor Roger E. Schechter

7 thoughts on “Alabama Woman Allegedly Gave Bank Manager Choice of Handing Over Money for Sex or Facing A False Assault Allegation”

  1. Sooo, he was just supposed to go get some cash from the safe, and then trust her to follow thru??? This brazen hussy needs an Irish Poem!

    “Safe” Sex???
    An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm

    There once was a chick, named Calhoun,
    Who offered a Bank Guy some poon. . .
    For six thousand bucks,
    He’d get a few f***s,
    But a call to the cops changed her tune!

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

    1. Squeeky – I think it was $6k for a single f**k. She would have to be outstanding at that price. 😉

        1. Squeeky – for 6k her pu$$y would have to tie it in a knot and put a bow on it. 😉

  2. OK, hypothetically speaking, would the bank dude have had the chance if she made the charge? I think it would be a tough case to live through for the bank guy. Would be nasty in Baltimore.

  3. There are banking regulations and the feds have been cracking down. Bank employees are required to pass compliance classes on things like this every year. So, they saved him from federal prison.

  4. Questions that come to mind. Overcharging? That’s a bit stiff for bank manager salary if you want to get away with it. Bank Managers are a bit stiff necked and no doubt the internal calculator was balancing one choice against the other in digital terms. No matter how good the offer smelled it was insufficient to take Chance over Pure Seduction. If that doesn’t make sense ask your wife or GF.

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