Something tells me that witness identification at the trial of Alyssa Zebrasky, 27, who was arrested for shoplifting at an Ohio Walmart. She was accused of stealing a purse and was also found with a hypodermic needle, a ‘whitish rock like substance’ and an ‘orange pill’ in containers in her purse.
It sort of makes a line up a useless exercise.
I have never been a fan of tattoos but the transformation of Zebrasky is particularly disturbing given the before and after shot on Facebook:
Are those real tatoos on that dum thing’s face. Jeso. Uglier than the Hillary photo shown on this blog often.
As a felon, she can get a discount on having the tats removed. Maybe that is her whole agenda.
If she doesn’t already, she’ll hate all that ink in about 20 years once gravity has its way 🙂
I swear I have seen this look somewhere before. . . Maybe a Broadway musical or something. . Oklahoma? South Pacific? Cats? OH, I got it! I know where I have seen here before! Let me quit fiddling around and do her an Irish Poem!
Guise and Dolls???
An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm
There once was a chick named Zebrasky,
Who tattooed her face like a mask! See!
I guess in our era,
Looking like Fruma Sarah*,
Is spiffy, but why? Don’t ask me!
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Note: C’mon, you all know who Fruma Sarah is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2gISJYwQU
Plus, I ought to get some Poetry Points on this one, because Zebrasky ain’t the easiest name to make an Irish Poem out of!
We use old-fashioned stickum gold stars.
Bride of Skankenstein
Is Avennati representing her yet?
Word to the wise, Professor? Make sure your lead sentence is a complete thought. And that happens to me more often than I’d like to admit.
Long time members here are very used to this blog’s grammar errors, and have no problem with them. If you dislike it, leave. Turley works several jobs and very long days, and is one of the most fair, brilliant, and even minded legal minds extant.
I’ve never questioned Professor Turley’s legal judgment or criticized him in more than a jovial manner on anything else.
It was helpful criticism, well-meant, and I even said I’m guilty of the very same grammatical lapse.
Why don’t you let Prof. Turley invite me off of his blog?
“If you dislike it, leave.”
SMH. What a jerk.
I agree with the Princess. I do not now how Turley has the time to do all the things he is committed to do. Grammar is a mis spelling of gramma. Do not accuse someone of having a bad grandma.
Jean Lafitte – complete thoughts are over-rated. 😉
The pock marks on her cheeks tell of a trip down meth lane. After that, the sky’s the limit.
Yep.
The problem with tattoos is that anyone can get anything, so to be unique one has to go further and further. When I was a kid, someone with a tattoo had been in the Navy, prison, or a gang. The tattoos were discreet compared to the ridiculous graffiti done today. What made them unique was that they were permanent and done either on a drunken shore leave in Hong Kong or in a cell. The stuff today has no connection with anyone who is unique or has done anything unique. It’s a fad and will be soon out of style in a generation or so. When a kid grows up and sees their parents murals sagging and bloating, turning into more and more of a soup; they might think twice.
Why doesn’t she just tattoo “I am a criminal” on her forehead?
Good information.
She was arrested last month, as well.
“Two charged after Austintown police surround home”
Posted: Nov 19, 2018 11:59 AM CST
Updated: Dec 01, 2018 3:12 PM CST
http://www.wfmj.com/story/39507569/two-charged-after-austintown-police-surround-home
“Police confirm the tattoos are real. The sugar skull is used to commemorate the deceased as part of the celebration of the “Dia de los Muertos,” or “Day of the Dead.””
(She apparently admitted to possession of meth and Suboxone after her second arrest.)
Also a commentary on drug-based rehab, that suboxone’s turning up as an illicit street drug. Someone in rehab was sharing.
She looks like a hybrid Katerina from dio de los muertos and a black widow. Men could lose their heads over her and then come back once a year for some arroz caldo and a visit with the family.
Face tattoos ought to be against the law. It has rendered this idiot mostly unemployable. Would you want her to be your waitress? How about your bank teller? Your kid’s school teacher?
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Why would you want to stop someone who likely is a poor choice for employment from making themselves unemployable ?
Because I will have to pick up part of the tab for supporting said person. Without the face ink, she could probably get a job at McDonalds, at least. Or emptying bed pans at a nursing home.
But can you imagine El Freako here going into some old timer’s room in the middle of the night to take his temp and blood pressure? Can you say, CODE BLUE!!!
Frankly, I have a solution for the druggies, but “concentration camps” have sort of a bad reputation.
But, if it was up to me, we would set up concentration camps for druggies and alcoholics across the country. They get committed for a two year minimum stretch. No ovens. No, they can have visitors once or twice or week. They can bring their pets if they have any. But after a week or so to dry out, they have to work 8 hours per day at some sort of physical labor. They can have books, and access to Pandora.
They will each have their own “tiny house” 12 x 24, which they must keep clean. After a few months of good behavior, they can qualify for their own TV.
Once a week they get a few hours of drugs are bad for you lecture. They must attend church on Sunday. If they are illiterate, then they must complete a GED at nite.
But, if they are found in possession or use of any drug, or alcohol, they are immediately swooped up and sent to prison for a minimum 10 year sentence, at hard labor, no parole, etc.
After two years at least, they can get out. At that point, they are clean and off drugs, physically. If they choose to get back on drugs, then that is because they do not want to be clean. Next time they are caught for use and possession it is a minimum 10 year prison sentence, at hard labor.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
It’s good that you have given some thought about criminals and their jail time. How do you feel about a man that runs for President and makes deals with our enemies?
I have never been a big fan of Obama.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
I saw a kid in Lowe’s with a horrible tattoo covering most of his face. He looked to be about 18. It did make me wonder whether face tats should be outlawed, or subject to an age of consent of 21. Apparently these tattoo “artists” lack the morality to decline to mutilate someone who is a paying customer.
Wells Fargo Bank has a special division for people like this. They never see the public and the public never see them.
Her hair color seems to be equally variable – blonde, red, brown.
I sure hope that stuff washes off !!
Even the Addams family didn’t look like that on Halloween
Don Rickles shows up as bank robber & gets a treat
Jerry,..
Rickles also tried to stick up Rob and Laura Petrie in an elevator….Rickles kept pretty busy as an actor before his real fame as an insult comic..
I’ve seen him as a guest star on the old Andy Griffith show, the Munsters, Gomer Pyle, and other old sitcoms.
At least one Twilight Zone episode, too.
I think Run Silent, Run Deep was his movie debut.
Heck of a start, with a substantial supporting role in a movie starring Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster.
He told a story once on a talk show about a prank he and Jack Warden pulled on Clark Gable….Rickles was laughing so hard he could barely finish the story.
If you’re going to shoplift, look conservative and nondescript. The last thing you want to do is stand-out in any way.
And secondly, if you’re going to steal a purse, go for a designer purse at an upscale store. Chances are, a $200 purse won’t get you in any more trouble than a $30 purse. You’re better off ‘not stealing’ at all, of course. But if you’re going to steal, don’t bother with cheap merchandise.
Uh, the value of what is stolen can affect the seriousness of the crime. A $50 purse is probably a misdemeanor, while a $500 purse is probably a felony in most states.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
“… while a $500 purse is probably a felony in most states.”
$1000 in Ohio
Here is you a per state analysis:
https://www.themarshallproject.org/2017/08/09/what-s-the-punishment-for-theft-depends-on-what-state-you-re-in
Looks like Virginia’s is $200. May have changed since 2017.
But, FWIW.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Squeeky, it’s whatever the local D.A.’s office wants to go with. That can vary wildly depending on size of metro area.
But again, you’re better off not stealing at all.
Unless, you are a CEO of a bank.
This is the tragic face of a culture that has been fundamentally transformed.
+10
“A whiteish like substance, Orange pills, and a hypodermic needle”, that’s probably what the guy at the Tat shop gave her with instructions on using before she looks in the mirror.
I’m sure that’s the tragic end to a terrible story. I couldn’t imagine how her parents feel. But maybe she can get the help she needs now.
Unrelated, but I’ve always had the urge to shoplift. I just want to see if I can evade arrest and outrun security. I’d take the stuff back afterwards. I always figured I’d be the guy who would be the first to get the Rodney King treatment for shoplifting though.
@S29: With an “urge” like that maybe you need “a whiteish like substance, some Orange pills and a hypodermic needle” or consider a nice soft couch and someone to talk to.
Or perhaps some genetic engineering.