By Darren Smith, Weekend Contributor

There are some cases that are so unbelievably asinine, I must remind the reader this is not April Fool’s Day.

A woman in Utah presently faces the possibility of a ten year sex offender registration mandate if a Utah judge convicts her of Misdemeanor Lewdness Involving A Child for walking inside her own home topless.

Yes, apparently one can be arrested for being nude in their own home if a child witnesses the horrorshow of a woman’s exposed breast. God help us if nursing women feed their babies.