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Published 1, July 4, 2009 Academics , Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Environment , International , Justice , Lawyering , Media , Military , Politics , Religion , Society , Torts 29 CommentsCaught in the Rye: Court Enjoins Sequel to Salinger Masterpiece
Published 1, July 4, 2009 Academics , Courts , Media , Society 3 Comments
U.S. District Judge Deborah Batts in New York has enjoined the publication of a sequel to The Catcher in the Rye as a copyright infringement. She found that the sequel used the original work and was not a parody.
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“Little Deaths”: Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed By Fake Prostitutes
Published 1, July 4, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 3 Comments
The midget wrestling world is reeling from the news that Mexican midget wresters Alberto (aka ‘La Parkita’ — “Little Death”) and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez (aka Espectrito II) have been found dead in a hotel room — the apparent victims of a gang known alternatively as The Leak or The Drops. The police believe that two women posing as prostitutes went to their room and then gave them spiked drinks. Usually the johns wake up with a headache and no money. The dose, however, appears to have been too great for the under-sized wrestlers. Both were in their thirties.
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Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaskan Governor Effective July 26th
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Society 54 Comments
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign from office on July 26th. The news has led bloggers and comedians to breath into paper bags and use emergency dial-ins for their analysts across the country. Palin has been God’s gift to bloggers, including this blog. But fear not, this announcement may actually promise more not less Palin!
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It’s Pop! Swedish Parents Raise “Genderless Child”
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Bizarre , Society 36 Comments
This is just too bizarre to pass up. A Swedish couple has long opposed “the artificial construct of gender.” So, they have refused to disclose the gender of their child, who is being called Pop in the Swedish media. They are dressing Pop with dresses as well as non-dresses — and have given the child feminine and non-feminine hair styles alternatively. Only a few close relatives know the child’s true gender.
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New York Judges Deny Admission to Bar for Lawyer With $400,000 in Student Loans
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Uncategorized 13 Comments
The New York’s Committee on Character and Fitness has rendered a novel, if not unprecedented, ruling: barring Robert Bowman, 47, from becoming an attorney because of the size of his student loans. The Committee was unmoved by Bowman’s claim that he has suffered two debilitating injuries and was wrongly denied a deferment of his loans.
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Judge Kozinski Cleared of Wrongdoing By Judicial Council — But Admonished Over Website
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Courts , Lawyering , Media , Society 5 Comments
The judicial council of the Philadelphia-based 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has cleared Chief Judge Alex Kozinski of the 9th Circuit of wrongdoing in the long investigation over sexually explicit materials on his personal website. However, the council found that he acted with “carelessness” and was “judicially imprudent.”
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The New Math: Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal Solves Low School Passage Rates By Lowering School Standards
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Academics , Bizarre , Politics , Society 31 Comments
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come up with a sure-fire way to improving the performance of students in the low-ranked state: lower the academic standards so more students can pass.
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Republican State Senator: We Allow Gays To Exist
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Religion , Society 12 Comments
Pennsylvania State Sen. John Eichelberger (R) has refused to apologize after a statement that the public has allowed gays to exist. Eichelberger is pushing a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage and made the statement after being asked by Sen. Daylin Leach (D) who gays should be treated.
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Ruth Madoff Clings to Fur Coat — And Claim of Innocence
Published 1, July 3, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 10 Comments
It appears that, despite the extensive litigation over assets seized by the U.S. government to pay victims of Bernard Madoff, Ruth Madoff had one more claim to make before being kicked out of her $7 million Manhattan home — her fur coat. While it is the dead of summer, Madoff insisted that she wanted to leave with the coat but the Marshals made her surrender the coat as part of the assets of estate.
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Court Throws Out Lori Drew Conviction
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Politics , Society 4 Comments
In the ultimate proof that law is not a popularity contest, U.S. District Judge George H. Wu has tossed out the conviction of the much-despised Lori Drew — the woman behind the cyber-bully case that led to the suicide of 13-year-old Megan Meier.
The Post’s “Powerful Few”: Newspaper Under Fire for Arranging Dinners Between Reporters, Lobbyists, and Politicians
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Congress , Media , Politics , Society 21 Comments
The Washington Post is accused of arranging for meetings between power brokers, lobbyists, and politicians, including Post reporters and editors for $25,000 to $250,000. These meetings are billed as off the record, non-confrontational access to “those powerful few” in the Beltway. Called “Salons,” the entire program is raising eyebrows in both the media and business areas.
Vacationing for the Public Good: Members Massively Increase Travel at Taxpayer Expense for Themselves and Family
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Congress , Politics , Society 10 Comments
The members of Congress are once again facing the dangers of public service from sunburns to shopping overload. Our public servants are again planning their summer vacations at public expense. Many of us have been concerned about the runaway spending of this Administration and Congress. For prior columns, click here and here. Even if one accepts some spending was necessary for stimulus, Democrats have used the economic recovery as an excuse to pile on spending programs and pork projects. Now, it appears that overseas travel expenses are up tenfold since 1995. Congressional delegations, or “codels,” have increased 70% since 2005.
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Federal Judge Challenges Justice Department Over Another Case of Withholding Evidence and False Statements
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Society 8 Comments
The Justice Department is again being accused of withholding evidence and making false statements to the court. Judge Emmet Sullivan sharply questioned Justice Department lawyers about whether they are in violation of the D.C. Rules of Professional Conduct by making false statements to the court or failing to correct false statements. The Justice Department has faced such objections in various cases, including the now dismissed prosecution of former Senator Ted Stevens before Judge Sullivan. The latest allegation comes in the conspiracy cases against businessman Zhenli Ye Gon, accused in an international drug trafficking scheme.
The Real Thing? New York Republican Claims Democrats Misconstrued a Coke Run as Political Statement
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Society 12 Comments
The New York Republican Senators are up in arms over what they insist was a Democratic trick: using the brief appearance of a Republican Senator to break a long-standing stalemate. Sen. Frank Padavan of Queens says that he was on a quest for a Coca Cola, not voting, when he cut through the Senate floor on the way to the member lounge’s soda machine. The Democrats immediately counted him as the 32nd vote and unanimously passed 125 bills in three hours with Republicans absent.
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Dispensing Justice: Pez Sues Town Over Giant Pez Dispenser
Published 1, July 2, 2009 Bizarre , International , Society , Torts 9 Comments
In Burlingame, California, citizens are fighting to protect their cherished town’s symbol: the giant Pez dispenser. Pez Candy Inc. is suing to force the town to tear down the super-sized Pez — which is recorded as the world’s largest in the Guiness Book of World Records. The company insists that it is dispensing huge servings of trademark infringement.
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Court Takes Man’s Head: Wisconsin Driver Ordered to Return Roadkill Trophy
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Environment , Society 28 Comments
John Longo, 69, has been ordered by a Wisconsin court of appeals to surrender roadkill that he found on the side of the road in February 2008. It appears that even a dead deer on the side of the road requires a permit, which Longo did not have.
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McBleach: Man Accuses McDonald’s of Slipping Him an Intentionally Tainted Burger
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society , Torts 6 Comments
Joe Jackson, 65, of Washington State believes that he has discovered a secret sauce for McDonald’s burgers: bleach. In a disturbing lawsuit pending against McDonald’s, he claims that, after he returned a cold and crushed burger, a hostile employee gave him a burger laced with bleach that burned his mouth. It is unclear why this is not the subject of a criminal investigation, but it is more surprising that McDonald’s did not settle this case in April 2009.
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New Jersey Man Pleads Guilty to 15th Drunk Driving Offense — Allowed to Drive Despite 78 Suspensions
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 9 Comments
For some, third is the charm. For Shaun Campbell, it is more like the 79th time. Campbell, 40, plowed into a pickup truck while drunk, endangering Harold A. Bivins Jr., 48, and his 4-year-old daughter, Hannah Bivins. Police soon discovered that his license has been suspended 78 times.
Dog Owner Accuses New York’s First Hasidic Police Officer of Abuse and Sexism
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Politics , Religion , Society 3 Comments
In 2006, Joel Witriol broke barriers in becoming New York’s first Hasidic cop — a proud moment for both Witriol and the Hasidic community. He is now, however, embroiled in a controversy over whether he was abusive in the treatment of Chrissie Brodigan and her pug dog in a New York subway station.
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“Sins of the Lawyer”: Seventh Circuit Rules Against Company in Legal Malpractice Case
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Courts , Justice , Lawyering , Society 13 Comments
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit ruled that an Illinois baking machinery manufacturer, Bakery Machinery & Fabrication Inc., is liable to a default judgment blamed on the alleged legal malpractice of its attorney, James Hinterlong of Grand Ridge, Ill. Judge William Bauer ruled that the company was still responsible for the actions of its lawyer, even if the company were kept in the dark.
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Israeli High Court Orders Harsher Punishment for Officer Who Ordered the Shooting of a Bound Palestinian with Rubber-Coated Bullet
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Courts , Criminal law , International , Media , Military , Politics , Religion , Society 3 Comments
The Israeli High Court has ordered the Military Advocate General to file more serious charges against an Israel Defense Forces officer who ordered a soldier to shoot a bound Palestinian with a rubber-coated metal bullet. Lt. Col. Omri Burberg, the officer, and Staff Sgt. L., the soldier, were formally charged with “improper conduct” over the incident, a mere misdemeanor.
From Catwalk to Perpwalk: Supermodel Arrested in Paris for Criminal Threats
Published 1, July 1, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , International , Media , Society 1 Comment
Karen Mulder has been accused of an almost stereotypical crime for a “supermodel.” Mulder, 39, was arrested in Paris today after allegedly threatening to attack her plastic surgeon. French police say that Mulder made “vicious telephone calls” over a recent cosmetic surgery.
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India on the Verge of Repealing 150 Year Ban on Homosexuality
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Constitutional Law , International , Politics , Society 18 Comments
India is on the verge of a major victory for civil liberties: repealing a ban on homosexuality that was first introduced by the British 150 years ago.
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Minnesota Supreme Court Votes Unanimously With Franken — Coleman Concedes
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Politics , Society , Supreme Court 151 Comments
I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, the Minnesota Supreme Court Likes Me. This election may have been a virtual tie, but Al Franken swept the Minnesota Supreme Court today. The Court ruled that Franken should be certified as the winner of the state’s Senate race — rejecting a challenge by Republican Norm Coleman. With Franken, the Democrats will have the votes to overcome any filibuster (if you include the two independents).
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Overspray or Assault? Florida Man Charged with Battery After Drenching Wife with Garden Hose for Smoking
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 140 Comments
John Jeffrey Murray, 51, is either a fanatical anti-smoker or a reckless hoser. A court will have to decide. Murray was charged with drenching his wife with a garden house for smoking in the house and then wrestling away a phone when she tried to call the police.
Maryland Officer Accused of Assault Captured on Dash Cam Video
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Criminal law , Society 9 Comments
Prince George’s County police are investigating a disturbing dash cam video of Cpl. Steven Jackson, who is accused of yanking a man out of his car and then slugging and tacking him. Shawn M. Leake, 24, had insisted on being told why he was being told to exit his car. The incident occurred on May 25, 2008.
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Nebraska Woman Charged with Manslaughter After Running Over Woman Talking With Boyfriend
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 1 Comment
There is an interesting manslaughter case out of Omaha, Nebraska. Courtney L. Antillon (left), 19, insists that she accidentally hit Ana Rodriquez-Delopez-Cardenas, 35, who was talking with her boyfriend, Israel Francisco Gonzalo. Prosecutors insist that it was a jealous rage that prompted Antillon to floor her Mazda. Her counsin, Dianna Dandridge, was also arrested.
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Oklahoma Legislature to Consider Proclamation Linking the Economic Crisis to Obama’s Immoral Policies
Published 1, June 30, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Religion , Society 75 Comments
Recently, Rush Limbaugh explained how Obama economic policies were the cause of Republican Gov. Mark Sanford’s affair with a beautiful Argentinian woman. But what caused the economic problems that caused the stimulus package that aroused Gov. Sanford? Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern has finally answered that question: our sins. Kern has drafted a resolution that puts the current economic crisis squarely on the backs of libertines and godless people who have produced a moral crisis. This includes Obama’s refusal to “uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in recognition of our National Day of Prayer.”
Bye, Bye Bernie: Madoff Gets 150 Years
Published 1, June 29, 2009 Courts , Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Society 19 CommentsWhile his attorneys asked for just 12 years, Bernie Madoff, 71, has been sentenced to 150 years after expressing sorrow for the ruin that he brought to thousands of people — rich and poor — through his criminal enterprise.
Supreme Court Rules 5-4 to Reverse Sotomayor Ruling in New Haven Firefighters Case
Published 1, June 29, 2009 Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Lawyering , Politics , Society , Supreme Court 52 Comments
As expected, the Supreme Court voted in Ricci v. DeStefano, the New Haven firefighters case, to reverse the decision of the Second Circuit panel, which included Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. Also as expected, Justice Kennedy played the swing vote in giving cities a new defense in such cases. Kennedy wrote the majority opinion. The fear of litigation was not sufficient to justify the discrimination against white and Hispanic firefighters. Firefighters challenged a decision to throw out promotional exam results because no African-American firefighters were among the top scoring candidates for promotion — only white and Hispanic officers. Judge Sonia Sotomayor was on the panel that upheld the city’s decision in one of her most controversial decisions.
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Twelve-Year-Old Boy Dies in Bull Riding Competition
Published 1, June 29, 2009 Bizarre , Society , Torts 12 Comments
When researchers recently found that cheerleading is the most dangerous sport, they probably did not consider bull riding. The accident happened around 11:20 a.m at the Boulder County Fairgrounds. Richard Wayde Hamar, 12, of Yuma died in the junior bull riding competition held in Boulder County Fairgrounds this week while riding a bull.
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Florida Man Arrested For Tasering His Mother — While Awaiting Charges for Threatening Her With A Sword
Published 1, June 29, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 16 Comments
Matthew Beider, 23, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, is not exactly the ideal son. Only last month, he was arrested after threatening his mother with a three-foot sword. Now, he has been re-arrested after tasering his mother and then stomping on her as she lay on the floor after being shocked.
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Trashed: City Attorney Resigns After Embarrassing Photos in Garbage Can
Published 1, June 29, 2009 Bizarre , Lawyering , Politics , Society 12 Comments
Larry Wilder, the City Council attorney for Jeffersonville, Ind. has announced that he will resigned due to recent criticism. It was not Wilder’s skills or courtroom demeanor that proved his undoing. It was the combination of a certain trash can, a lawyer, and a camera. He resign before he was . . . well . . . canned.
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Ever wonder what your cat is doing when you are not at home?
Doing the Unthinkable: TSA Accused of Detaining Comic Script Due to Script
Published 1, June 28, 2009 Academics , Criminal law , International , Media , Society 22 Comments
Boom! Studios is alleging that its comics writer Mark Sable was detaining by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport because of his script for a new issue of his comic miniseries Unthinkable.
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Bittar Breakup: Car Dealer Sues Surgeon Over Affair With Wife
Published 1, June 28, 2009 Bizarre , Society , Torts 9 Comments
There is another interesting alienation of affection case in the courts. Wealthy car dealer Bob Rohrman (known as “Bob Rohrrrrrrr-man” on his commercials) is suing a surgeon, Dr. Sami M. Bittar, who wooed his wife, Ronda.
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The National Center for Catastrophic Sports Injury Research at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has released its 26th annual report on sport injuries and has found the most dangerous sport to be . . . cheerleading. That’s right, cheerleading.
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University of Illinois Law School Accused of Trading Admission for Unqualified Student in Exchange for Five Jobs for Graduates
Published 1, June 27, 2009 Academics , Bizarre , Politics , Society 50 Comments 
The scandal involving University of Illinois Law School is getting worse by the day. We previously discussed the scandal involving the admissions process and the use of “special admits” where deans circumvent the usual process to guarantee admission for certain well-connected students.The Chicago Tribune continues to uncover shocking examples of manipulation of the admissions process at Illinois by politicians and donors. This may be an example of why admissions are like sausage and legislation — things that you should not watch being made.
Dangerously Cheesy: Couple Arrest for Assault with Cheetos
Published 1, June 27, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 15 Comments
A Bedford, Tennessee couple has been arrested for domestic assault. Nothing new there except for their chosen weapon: a bag of Cheetos.
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“Perv Dad For Fun”: Duke University Official Arrested For Allegedly Offering His 5-Year-Old Son for Sex
Published 1, June 27, 2009 Academics , Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 32 Comments
Duke University faculty and students were shocked this week with the arrest of Frank Lombard, the school’s associate director of the Center for Health Policy, for allegedly offering his five-year-old son for sex with a man. Police say that Lombard identified himself as “perv dad for fun” and even suggested the hotel that the undercover officer could use for the crime.
Monica Conyers Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Commit Bribery
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Criminal law , Lawyering , Politics , Society 11 Comments
Detroit City Council President Pro Tem Monica Conyers and wife of Judiciary Chairman John Conyers has pleaded guilty to conspiring to commit bribery. She is free on personal bond awaiting sentencing. This is
only the latest criminal plea or conviction for the Detroit political establishment.
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Leading Iranian Cleric Calls for Execution of Some Protesters
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Criminal law , International , Politics , Religion , Society 15 Comments
The Iranian government has continued its crackdown on protests, including the arrest of dozens of university professors for merely meeting with opposition leader Hossein Mousavi. Senior cleric Ayatollah Ahmed Khatami has called for the execution of some protesters and harsh treatment of all leaders of the protests.
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Ohio Firefighter Pleads Guilty To Shooting Two Dogs To Avoid Boarding Fees During His Vacation
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Environment , Society 10 Comments
David P. Santuomo, 43, is a real charmer. The Columbus firefighter has pleaded guilty to shooting his two dogs because he did not want to pay boarding fees while and went on vacation.
Federal Court Rules Against Hustler Magazine in Use of Nude Photos of Deceased Wife of Wrester Chris Benoit
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Courts , Society , Torts 9 Comments
The United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit has issued a major ruling on freedom of the press and privacy. The court ruled that Hustler did not have the right to publish nude photographs of Nancy Benoit, the wife of professional wrestler Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit filled his wife and his young son before taking his own life.
Sharia Court Cuts Off Hands and Feet of Petty Thieves in Public Display
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Criminal law , International , Justice , Religion , Society 27 Comments
The world has another example of justice by extremists using Sharia law. In Mogadishu, Somalia, an Islamic court held a public ceremony where the hands and feet of weeping thieves were cut off in front of hundreds of onlookers.
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Mother’s Little Helper: Mother Accused of Changing Daughter’s Grades and SAT Score on School Computer System
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 15 Comments
Huntingdon, Pennsylvania (The Weekly Vice) — Carolyn Maria McNeal, 39, is a mother who values education and will not tolerate bad grades. The high-school secretary in Huntingdon, Pennsylvania is accused of using a co-worker’s password to change her daughter’s poor grades. Of course, her better performance would be meaningless without allegedly lowering the grades of at least two other students.
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Stimulating Sex: Rush Limbaugh Blames Sanford Affair On Obama Economic Policies
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Society 64 Comments
There were of course many possible explanations for Republican South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s affair with an Argentinian beauty. There is of course love, lust, or simply a mid-life crisis. However, it took Rush Limbaugh to isolate the true reason: President Obama. Limbaugh was heard yesterday explaining that Obama’s economic policies pushed poor Sanford into the arms of this mistress.
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Judge Samuel Kent Resigns to Avoid Senate Hearing
Published 1, June 26, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Justice , Lawyering , Politics , Society 5 Comments
U.S. District Judge Samuel Kent has finally resigned after Congress expedited his impeachment and Senate trial. In a remarkably dim-witted act, Kent’s lawyer announced that they had calculated that Congress could not possibly complete an impeachment and start a trial for a year. Thus, he decided that he would resign in a year to continue to bilk the government for salary and benefits. The inevitable result was that an infuriated Congress expedited the process.
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For the Love of God, Take the Flowers
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Media , Society 6 CommentsI just saw this video and wanted to share it of a Japanese boy who is rejected by a girl after finishing a piano performance. (He succeeded with the first two girls and struck out with the last one).
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Gay Exorcism: Video of Connecticut Ceremony Causes Outrage
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Religion , Society 28 CommentsA video of a “gay exorcism” has outraged the public as a teen is shown writhing on the ground as members of the Manifested Glory Ministries Church in Bridgeport, Connecticut drive out “homosexual demons.”
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Supreme Court Rules Strip Search of Middle School Student Illegal
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Congress , Constitutional Law , Politics , Society , Supreme Court 43 Comments
In a major victory for student right, the Supreme Court has ruled that the strip search of a 13-year-old middle school student was unconstitutional. The Court ruled 8-1 with only Justice Clarence Thomas voting with the school in the case. For an earlier column on the case, click here. However, the justices also voted to protect individual school officials from such lawsuits.
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A Dollar A Day Keeps The Babies Away: North Carolina Teens Offered $7 Day to Remain Baby-Free
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Religion , Society 9 Comments
The University of North Carolina has started a program called the College Bound Sisters where teenagers receive $7 a day to stay in school and stay baby-free. They must also attend meetings each week on abstinence.
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Court Orders New Trial After Lawyer Allegedly Sleeps in Court, Reads Health Magazines During Testimony, and Gives “Laughable” Opening Argument
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Society 3 Comments Manhattan trial attorney Michael Harrison has been named as the unidentified lawyer that is the subject of an ineffective counsel ruling where the court found that counsel fell asleep during trial, read magazines during witness testimony and gave such a rambling, implausible opening argument that the jury laughed.
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When Physicists Attack: Homeless Man Attacks Fellow Transient in Disagreement Over Quantum Physics
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 43 Comments
This week a homeless man in California hit a fellow transient in the face with a skateboard over a disagreement about quantum physics. In San Francisco, Jason Everett Keller, 40, allegedly attacked, Stephan Fava, over a disputed physics question.
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White Supremacist Leader Arrested for Threatening Federal Judges
Published 1, June 25, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Politics , Society 28 Comments
A white supremacist blogger, Hal Turner, 47, has been arrested for allegedly posting threatening messages about three federal judges in Chicago. Turner was upset with the decision to uphold a handgun ban in Chicago. The judges are Chief Judge Frank Easterbrook, Judge Richard Posner, and Judge William Bauer. Turner is the host of the Hal Turner Show.
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Meet The Butcher: Iranian Mullahs Enlist Controversial Figure to Crackdown on Protesters
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Criminal law , International , Media , Politics , Religion , Society 18 CommentsThere are new reports of beatings and shootings as the Iranian government tries to crush protests by citizens demanding more freedoms and democratic rights. The violence is little surprise after it was disclosed this week that the person behind the crackdown is the notorious “Butcher” Saeed Mortazavi. He is a religious extremist previously called upon to do the dirty work of the mullahs.
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The Wrinkle-Free Divorce: Connecticut Supreme Court Rules That Ex-Wife Is Barred From Speaking About Divorce Forever
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Media , Society 30 Comments
It appears that the Connecticut Supreme Court has found a way to help spouses get rid of unsightly winkles in divorces. It ruled that the wife of wealthy skin and winkle cream doctor Nicholas V. Perricone may not speak of her divorce — forever. Thus, a private waiver signed before discovery is enforceable until death against Madeleine Perricone — presumably she is allowed to discuss the divorce in the afterlife as a matter beyond the jurisdiction of the court.
Newspaper Charges Military With Censorship Over Critical Reporting From Iraq
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Constitutional Law , Media , Military , Politics , Society 9 Comments
The respected newspaper Stars and Stripes has raised the alarm of censorship against the military. Stripes receives federal funding for the coverage of the military, but has long earned the respect of journalists for its independent reporting. An editorial raises a very disturbing incident involving the U.S. Army’s 1st Cavalry Division.
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Marriage First, Then Divorce: Couple in Dispute Over Whether They Were Married by Proxy
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 12 Comments
It was the perfect scene for a marriage. In a place called Kissimmee, Matthew J. Ditzel, 30, and Heather M. Bowser, 31, were married on a lakefront on a beautiful day on May 24, 2008 and the union was certified by notary and Wyndham Resorts employee, Veronica Gonzalez. There only one thing missing: Matthew. Bowser claimed that he had agreed to a marriage “by proxy.” They are now finally both present, albeit in court in a fascinating Ditzel v. Bowser where Bowser wants a divorce and Ditzel wants the court to declare that there was not marriage in the first place.
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The fault, dear Kimberley, is not in Your stars, but in Yourself: Teenager Admits that She Asked for 56 Star Tattoos on Her Face
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , International , Society , Torts 10 Comments
Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck caused an international outrage when she blamed tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for tattooing her left side of her face with 56 stars while she slept inside of the three that she asked for. She insisted that Romanian-born Toumaniantz did not understand her French and English instructions and threatened to sue. She now admits that she asked for 56 stars and lied because her father was “furious.”
Iran Bans Soccer Players For Life For Wearing Green Wrist Bans in Solidarity with Protestors
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , International , Media , Politics , Society 4 Comments
Some of Iran’s most famous football (soccer) players have been banned for life due to their courageous show of solidarity with protesters in the recent World Cup games. The players wore green wrist bans and four refused to take off the bands at half-time when told to do so by the government or face punishment.
Report: More than 60,000 Inmates are Raped Each Year
Published 1, June 24, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Criminal law , Politics , Society 11 Comments
A federal commission on prison rape has called for reforms and safeguards to combat prison rape, which involves an estimated 60,000 victims each year among the prison population.
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Negating Neda: Iranian Government Seeks to Erase Memory of Iranian Martyr
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , International , Media , Politics , Religion , Society 59 Comments
Acting true to it authoritarian form, the Iranian government is seeking to erase evidence of Neda Solton, the 26-year-old woman who died during protests when government forces used live rounds to disperse crowds.
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Blind Justice? Nevada Supreme Court Justice Kris Pickering Plows Into UPS Store With Her Mercedes
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Criminal law , Lawyering , Politics , Society 11 Comments
Dane Halovich can hardly complain that justice is slow or distant in Nevada. This week, Supreme Court Justice Kris Pickering drove her Mercedes into his UPS Store.
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New Jersey Man Arrested After Using Geek Squad ID to Impersonate a Police Officer and Demand Sex From Prostitute
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 6 Comments
Jay Mora, 25, of Newark, New Jersey has been charged with impersonating a police officer when he flashed his Geek Squad ID and demanded free sex from a prostitute.
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Marriage of Convenience: New York Lawyer Suspended After Falsely Claiming to Be Judge’s Wife
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Lawyering , Society 1 Comment
The New York Supreme Court Appellate Division has suspended New York lawyer Cheryl Brodsky in a rather bizarre case where she falsely claimed to be the wife of Queens Supreme Court Administrative Judge Jeremy Weinstein and then refused to get a mental health evaluation.
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Bad Hair Day: Indiana Parolee Arrested in Mid Hair Cut During Alleged Drug Deal
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 1 Comment
We have seen some unfortunately mug shots, but Marcus T. Bailey, 28, has reason to be aggrieved. The parolee allegedly stepped out of a barbershop in the middle of his haircut to do a drug deal — only to be arrested and then booked before, to quote Norma Desmond, he was ready for his close up.
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Ohio Inmate to be Freed Over Typo on Sentencing Form
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Politics , Society 5 Comments
Convicted drug dealer Calvin Eugene Wells is looking at a likely release from prison based not on his conduct or innocence, but a three-letter typo. Wells was sentenced in October 2005 to 10 years for his possession of more than 100 grams of cocaine. However, the verdict form signed by the jurors contained a typo that wast eh grounds for an appellate court to slashed his sentence down to a fifth-degree felony.
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DePaul President Names Former Judge as New “Interim” Dean for Two Years
Published 1, June 23, 2009 Academics , Bizarre , Lawyering , Religion , Society 4 Comments
DePaul University President The Reverend Fr. Dennis H. Holtschneider (right) has announced his selection of Illinois Appellate Judge Warren Wolfson, 76, as the new interim dean at the DePaul University College of Law for a two-year appointment. The announcement led to the resignation of the associate dean and only further angered the faculty and students.
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Cult or Miscavige of Justice? Newspaper Runs Indepth Exposé on Church of Scientology
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Media , Politics , Religion , Society 267 Comments
The St. Petersburg Times is running a series on the Church of Scientology that has some pretty eye-popping allegations, particularly with regard to Church leader David Miscavige. For those who have long argued that the Church is a cult (most recently in Europe) the exposé will likely reinforce their views.
Jurors Under Investigation for Attempted Bribery
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , Courts , Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Society 7 Comments
Dorothy Hendricks, 54, of St. Croix has been charged with allegedly trying to sell her vote on a criminal jury. Another juror is also under investigation in the U.S. Virgin Islands for trying to sell their votes for between $3000 and $5000 to a defense attorney.
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Website Under Investigation in Israel For Featuring Soldier As Alleged Killer
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , International , Politics , Religion , Society 3 Comments
>Israel has a case that would make for an interesting false light and defamation claim in the United States. Indymedia Israel, a news site popular with civil libertarians, ran a picture of a soldier with the caption “murderer” and said that he was responsible for the death of Bassem Abu Rahma, who was hit in the chest with a tear gas grenade in Bilin near the West Bank. The government says that the soldier was not involved in the incident.
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Fish Story? Texas Lawyer Asserts the Catfish Defense in DWI Case
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Lawyering , Society 19 Comments
Attorney Bryan Simmons says that he was brought low by the double scourge of hard work and catfish. Simmons drove off the road and got stuck in a ditch with a flat tire– the result of fatigue from a trial and a reaction to the black pepper sprinkled on his catfish. District Judge John Miller ordered him to pay the costs of a trial that ended in the middle of jury selection due to his failure to appear.
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Video: Two Women Arrested After Asking for Officer’s Badge Number
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Constitutional Law , Criminal law , International , Media , Politics , Society 14 Comments
There English media has been pursuing a series of stories about police abuse, particularly at protests. A new video (below) has surfaced showing the arrest of two such protesters, Val Swain, 43, and Emily Apple, 33, who claim that they were arrested and roughed up after demanding the badge number of an officer.
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Palin the Neck: Alaska Governor Says that She Has Spent $500,000 on Frivolous Lawsuits
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Society 6 CommentsAlaska Gov. Sarah Palin has come out with criticism of the citizens who have filed ethics complaints against her. She says that all of these ethics charges are frivolous and politically motivated — and cost $500,000 to defend against.
Sonia Sotomayor Resigns From Female-Only Club
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Media , Politics , Society 82 CommentsU.S. Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor has resigned from the all-women Belizean Grove club — waiting for Friday to try to bury the announcement in the weekend news. Sotomayor did not express any personal concerns or regrets about joining an exclusive club and only stated that she did not want it to be a “distraction” from her record.
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Iran’s Crispus Attucks: Demonstrators Chant the Name of Neda
Published 1, June 22, 2009 Criminal law , International , Media , Politics , Religion , Society 48 Comments
At the Boston Massacre, an unlikely figure emerged as one of the heros, a man of black or Indian parentage named Crispus Attucks. In Iran, women have played a key role in the protests and protesters have rallied around a female martyr named Neda Soltan, 26. Just as blacks in the United States were fighting from a position of slavery and discrimination, Iranian women have been throwing off of restrictions of the harsh Islamic regime and taken to the street. One such courageous young person was filmed as she died after being shot by Iranian security. The video is making it through the blackout curtain established by the Iranian government.
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!
Published 1, June 21, 2009 Academics , Bizarre , Congress , Constitutional Law , Environment , Justice , Lawyering , Media , Politics , Religion , Society 23 Comments
Gentleman assume your couches! Happy Father’s Day to all of the Turley bloggers.
DePaul Students and Faculty Fight to Keep Fired Dean
Published 1, June 21, 2009 Uncategorized 9 Comments
The dismissal of Dean Glen Weissenberger after only two years into his second term has caused a upheaval at the law school where students and faculty have rallied around the popular dean. Weissenberger was reportedly fired on the recommendation of the provost, Helmut Epp.
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New York Mother “Cures” Daughter in Religious Ceremony By Burning Her
Published 1, June 21, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , International , Religion , Society 18 Comments
A New York mother in Queens “cured” her daughter in a religious ceremony by burning the six-year-old daughter Frantzcia Saintil and leaving her scarred for life. The mother, Marie Lauradin, 29, was charged with assault and endangering a child this week.
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Death by Twitter: Teenage Girl Electrocuted To Death While Twittering
Published 1, June 20, 2009 Bizarre , International , Society 33 Comments
Maria Barbu, 17, has died in Brasov, Romania after she tried to Twitter while soaking in a tub.
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Be Polite or Else: New York to Enforce Criminal Penalties on Yielding Seats on the Subway
Published 1, June 20, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Politics , Society 12 Comments
There has been a steading criminalization of bad conduct in the United States, as discussed in earlier columns. We can add the New York subways push to force people to give up their seats to the elderly and disabled — or face a potential 10 day jail term.
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The Rubens Plan: Being Chubby and Horny Cited As Keys to Long Life
Published 1, June 20, 2009 Bizarre , International , Society 14 Comments
A new Japanese study indicates that being chubby is the key to the long life — a finding with direct implications for the continuation of the Turley blog for decades to come. in the meantime, the oldest man in the world, Henry Allingham, has explained that the key to his long life is heaving drinking and womanizing.
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Judge Kent Impeached in Expedited Process
Published 1, June 20, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Politics , Society 3 CommentsThe now imprisoned U.S. District Court Samuel B. Kent has been openly bilking the government for salary and benefits by refusing to resign. His lawyer even acknowledged that his promise to resign in a year was due to his calculation that the Congress could not move any faster toward a Senate trial. It was a curious legal strategy since it virtually dared the Congress to expedite the matter, which it did. Kent has now been impeached in a fast track proceeding.
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UnHappy Meal: Officer Accused of Pulling Gun When McDonald’s Order Took Too Long
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 16 CommentsAn unnamed Denver police officer has been suspended after allegedly brandishing his weapon at a McDonald’s when his order took too long.
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Pixar Pixies: Company Fulfills Wish of Girl Who Wanted to See Movie Up — Only Hours Before Her Death
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Media , Society 13 Comments
Colby Curtin, 10, had a lethal and rare form of cancer and had only one wish — to see the movie Up. Since it was not available on DVD and she was too sick to go to the movies, Disney-Pixar came to her house to show her the movie with and car full of stuffed character toys. Colby watched the movie and then died a few hours later.
Report: One Out of Four South African Men Have Raped Someone
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , International , Politics , Society 23 Comments
There is a disturbing report out of South Africa this week. The South African Medical Research Council has found that one out of four South African men said that they had raped someone and more than half admitted to raping more than one person.
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Ohio Teen Puts Noose Around Hispanic Boy’s Neck and Drags Him Around Parking Lot While Screaming Racial Taunts — Receives 10 Days in Jail
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 10 Comments
There is a disturbing case out of Mount Vernon, Ohio where Dale Cline, 18, put a noose around the neck of a hispanic boy, Robert Cantu,17, and dragged him in a parking lot while screaming racial taunts. He was sentenced as a juvenile and given just 10 days.
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Arizona Man Fails in Sword-Steering Wheel Suicide
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 11 Comments
Nathan Ryan, 27, in Mesa, Arizona had a curious way to killing himself. Not only did it not succeed, but he will now face likely criminal and civil charges. Ryan decided that the best way to kill himself was to tie a two-foot sword to his steering wheel — pointed to his chest. He then ran his car into a neighbor’s brick wall. The one thing that he forgot about was the air bag, which deployed, bent sword, and Ryan ended up in a very irate neighbor’s pool.
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Jury Awards $1.92 Million to Recording Companies; Hits Minnesota Woman with $80,000 Per Song
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Bizarre , Society 19 Comments 
A federal jury in Minnesota ruled yesterday that Jammie Thomas-Rasset willfully violated the copyrights on 24 songs, and awarded recording companies a huge level of damages: $1.92 million, or $80,000 per song.
Illinois Judges Rule That They Cannot Be Forced to Retire Based on Age While Justices in Washington Raise the Bar for Age Discrimination for Citizens
Published 1, June 19, 2009 Constitutional Law , Courts , Lawyering , Politics , Society , Supreme Court 6 Comments
A state judge in Illinois has ruled that an Illinois law requiring state judges to retire after turning 75 is unconstitutional. Notably, the author of the four-judge decision Justice Charles Freeman (left) would himself be forced to retire under the law. In the meantime, the U.S. Supreme Court has voted against age discrimination claims of older workers.
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Ron Paul Challenges Democrats Who Support an Obama War Over a Bush War
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Bizarre , Congress , Constitutional Law , Politics , Society 34 Comments
Ron Paul has challenged democrats for what he views as their hypocrisy in voting against the war funding during the Bush Administration while now voting for same legislation under the Obama Administration.
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Supreme Court Rules Against Constitutional Right to Access to DNA Testing
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Congress , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , Justice , Lawyering , Politics , Society , Supreme Court 50 Comments
In a split 5-4 decision, Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr. ruled that an individual cannot demanded access or testing to DNA material after his conviction becomes final in District Attorney’s Office v. Osborne (08-6).
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Lord Chief Justice: Jury Trial No Longer Required in England and Wales
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Bizarre , Constitutional Law , Courts , Criminal law , International , Justice , Politics , Society 11 Comments
Recently, many civil libertarians have been alarmed by legal changes in England restricting the media, free speech, prosecuting insults against religion, and other rollbacks. Now, the Lord Chief Justice has ruled that criminal trials no longer require a jury for the first time in England and Wales.
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Obama’s Murderous Rage Raises Ire of PETA
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Bizarre , Politics , Society 22 CommentsWe have now all seen it: President Barack Obama killing a small fly and then gleefully celebrating that he “got the little sucker.” Now, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) (never late in embarrassing itself) has denounced the killing and encouraged people to use a “catch and release” device.
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Holder: Warrantless Surveillance was “Unwise” Rather than “Illegal”
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Congress , Constitutional Law , Criminal law , Politics , Society 29 Comments
Attorney General Eric Holder left little question in anyone’s mind this week that the Obama Administration will not allow a prosecution of unlawful surveillance during the Bush Administration. As with the torture program, the Administration has been avoiding questions about its failure to prosecute the illegal surveillance program. Now, Holder has refused to call the program “illegal” and would only refer to it as “unwise.” I intent to use this as my main defense in my next criminal case: my client’s robbery of a bank was merely “unwise” and a lack of wisdom does not justify prosecution.
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Australian Man Dies After Being Tasered 20 Times By Police
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , International , Society 8 Comments
Antonio Galeano died last week after Queensland police hit him 20 times with a 50,000-volt Taser. Galeano was an amphetamines addict who was tasered for five second pulse each time.
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Pakistani Muslims Beat Reportedly Beat Christian to Death for Buying Tea at Muslim-Only Stand
Published 1, June 18, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , International , Religion , Society 106 Comments
Various news sites are reporting that a Christian man, Ishtiaq Masih, was beaten to death in Pakistan’s Punjab province for buying a cup of tea in a Muslim-only tea stall.
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I Remember Mama: Man Arrested After Impersonating Dead Mother for Benefits
Published 1, June 17, 2009 Bizarre , Criminal law , Society 10 Comments
Thomas Prusik-Parkin is an attentive son to a fault. He was captured on surveillance tap dressed as his deceased mother to collect over $100,000 benefits from social security and rent subsidies. His mother Irene Prusik died in 2003 at 73.
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