In his video, former schoolteacher Deborah Parish shows the value of a good day planner. Parish speaks passionately about what she believed was a sex education proposal and goes at great lengths to explain her own status as a 56-year-old virgin and how she still “technically” maintains this status . . . before being told that the Texas Education Agency was discussing some mundane matter. The proposal had been on the agenda the previous day.
It is not clear how long it took the members to realize that Parish’s recitation of her approach to intimacy was not related to school lunch programs or budget cuts. By the way, it turns out that the proposal was for physical education and alcohol awareness.
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“The reason God created time was so that everything didn’t happen at once.” – read on a T-shirt at GenCon.
Apparently He also created it so that somethings don’t happen at all. (rimshot)
Ma’am, might I suggest that your stance on sex education could have been formulated for presentation without quite so much . . . personal anecdotal evidence.
I’d like an explanation for what Parish means when she claims to be a virgin…technically. Does she mean to imply that she’s never used any mechanical devices? It’s good to know that she’s a “former” teacher.
There are days when I get almost as many laughs reading your blog as I do when watching The Daily Show.
Technically speaking. Humm, Does that mean he did not inhale? LOL.
Hey sister, the best teachers at least teach the student to read. Did you? Or was that a technicality? Hey, Teacher leave our kids alone, just another brick in the wall.
And to think many of us wanted to see Texas kicked out of the Union. Where would get these priceless clips?
Ms. Elaine M.
Well, in this modern sexually liberated age, my best guess is that Ms. Parish has taken a spin or 2 with a ‘Texas Twister’ device…
The Eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live-long day
The Eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away…
Gawd rest our ‘soles’…
FFLeo:
She’s the Emily Litella of Texas! Never mind!!
Mespo,
I had to Google Emily L. I do not have a TV but I can see the satirical value of having one though.
I think your analogy fits.
Pity, I hoping to learn more about having sex without taking your clothes off and remaing a virgin. I wonder if there were hallucinogens involved.
If you are having sex without taking your clothes off, you are not doing it right. They should teach this in Sex Ed class along with the highly recommended phrases “I was wrong honey, you were right.” and “No, you don’t look fat.”
This being in Texas, a bastion of Baptists, one can still have sex and remain a virgin as long as it’s done while both participants are standing up; it’s not considered sex, it’s something even more dreadful: dancing.
You don’t suppose that Ms. Parish is a founding member of TATV–Texas Association of Technical Virgins–do you? One might consider putting that group in touch with OLSS–Organization of Lone Star Studs–and see what happens…while they’re all fully clothed, of course.
“I’d like an explanation for what Parish means when she claims to be a virgin…technically.”
Elaine M.,
She seems to be referring to the fact that she hasn’t engaged in intercourse and the mostly male American myth that only intercourse is sex. Now if only intercourse is sex, than Bill Clinton’s claim to “not having sex with that woman is true.”
If that is the case he didn’t commit perjury and shouldn’t have been impeached.
A definite Emily Latella moment. And just how hard is it for a 56-year old to maintain their virginity?
What’s up each, I’m new to the forum and moral wanted to disclose hey.