Carolee Bildsten (left), 56, of Gurnee Illinois, has been charged with aggravated assault for threatening a Chicago police officer with a “rigid female pleasure device.” The officer was unharmed as he deftly deflected the devilish device.
After allegedly skipping out of her dinner tab at Joe’s Crab Shack, police found the allegedly intoxicated Bildsten lying in the grass down the street. She claimed she had the money to pay the bill at her home and officers escorted her there.
As she went into the dresser drawer to retrieve the money, she pulled out the ”rigid female pleasure device” and held it over her head as she approached the officer in a threatening manner.
H/T msnbc.
-David Drumm (Nal)
She shouldn’t have been so hard on the police…
Nal,
I see you’re in competiton with Mespo for the “Lord of Alliteration” title.
Love the title of this post!
Nal,
What Elaine said. You may have just won headline of the year.
Now my only question is was it loaded?
Easy come, easy go
roflol
Blue-ise! I’m so shocked by your lackadaisical attitude toward assault with a vibrating weapon!
lol
Blouise: That was good.
Blouise: You don’t need that “porn for dummies book”.
Swarthmore mom,
Blouise has a different book: “Porn for Demmies.”
Did she have a permit for that weapon? She probably bought it from David Vitter.
A member of the Dash and Diner’s’ Club?
Nal,
Are you sure that’s not a mug shot of a flaccid faux female?
Okay folks porn shops have their place:
Ticket Bought At Michigan Porn Shop Worth $129 Million
TIM MARTIN | 11/12/10 09:32 PM | AP
Mike Greer talks about his ‘Team Victory’ group’s $128.6 million winning lottery ticket during a news conference Friday, Nov. 12, 2010, in Lansing, Mich. A $129 million Powerball lottery ticket sold at an urban porn shop is being split by members of a group primarily from southeast Michigan. Separately, Steve Mays of Gladstone, Mich., right, came forward to claim a Mega Millions jackpot worth $141 million. The retiree, who wouldn’t disclose his age, bought the ticket at a convenience store.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/13/ticket-bought-at-michigan_n_783150.html
BTW I thought this of one of the many comments that were made hit home.
“HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
tyger 18 minutes ago (4:02 PM)
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LOL, nobody wants to own up to who bought the ticket.”
I suppose the reason it did not do the trick is the stream was frigid….
“This apparently isn’t her first brush with the law.”
Who would’ve guessed…
eniobob,
Nothing quite “hits the spot” like $128.6 million. That much money still won’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht to sail lazy circles around happiness all day. And if it can’t, shame on ya’.