Catholic Cardinal: UNESCO Plots To Make “Half The World Population Homosexual”

For some people, a dark global conspiracy evolves around the trilateral commission or the military-industrial complex or even fluoride in the water. For some in the Vatican, it appears to be that sinister group in United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) and their insidious plan to make “half the world population homosexual.” It is not clear who our overlord in the new gay regime will be, but I see the hand of Harvey Fierstein who has secretly longed for global domination.

The disclosure came at an event where Spanish Cardinal Archbishop Antonio Rouco Varela called for a repeal of legislation that provides for abortion on demand and a crusade against same-sex marriage. He serves as the chairman of the Spanish Bishops Conference and the bishops gathered in Madrid under the motto “Christian Family: the hope of Europe.”

During the event, the Bishop of C├│rdoba, Demetrio Fern├índez, revealed that “[t]he Minister for Family of the Papal Government, Cardinal Antonelli, told me a few days ago in Zaragoza that UNESCO has a program for the next 20 years to make half the world population homosexual. To do this they have distinct programs, and will continue to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools.”

I have personally searched the rooms of my kids for secret UNESCO literature and propaganda that teachers may have passed along for the implantation process. I feel like a real dummy. I have been spending all of my time monitoring AAA and its TripTik-based gay-centered agenda.

Source: El Pais as first seen on Reddit.

20 thoughts on “Catholic Cardinal: UNESCO Plots To Make “Half The World Population Homosexual”

  1. He, of course, has a problem with this. If, on the other hand, UNESCO simply enabled and protected child rapists he would be OK with that. I mean he works for an organization that does that so he would pretty much have to be OK with it.

  2. I think Cardinal George of Chicago took his lessons from this comrade in red. If you think of it, the Cardinal’s garb is very flashy and ostentatious. Makes you wonder…..

  3. Of course….now if creatures could change course….then again how many catholic priests would their be….

  4. We are Cardinal fans, being from Saint Louis, but we dont understand why the players keep chimning in on issue which have nothing to do with baseball. This new hispanic player is not even on the Spring Training Roster and he is all over the media with this stuff about homosapeans etc.

  5. Now that the Catholic Church of Spain can no longer steal children from their parents and sell them to new ones, they need a new cause.

  6. “Some people”? Riding on Faux News’ coattails are we now, El Piece?

    Whatever. No “dark global conspiracy” on the fluoride thingy. It’s merely the usual robber baron scumbag crowd spending millions to save billions. Joe and Mary Sixpack actually believe the stuff is good for their kiddies’ teeth. Now there’s your joke.

  7. During the current and ongoing crisis, certain members of the Catholic hierarchy have attempted to link homosexuality with pedophilia. This latest comment demonstrates how profoundly ignorant these people are.

  8. I have a feeling that many, including perhaps this cardinal, think that homosexuality is like measles, and you can catch it if you don’t watch out ….

  9. >During the current and ongoing crisis, certain members of the Catholic hierarchy have attempted to link homosexuality with pedophilia.

    Well they’re the experts on that..

    Fortunately, outside the two major monotheistic churches, it is not true..

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