A 13 year old Ralph Hardy from Texas knows how to have a good time. He stole his Dad’s credit card, took his friends on a $30,000 spree and then hired two hookers to play Halo in a hotel room. It appears that there are just some things that a good old-fashioned Texas hooker will not do.
It appears that the escort girls were very concerned over the demand that they play the video games and later told police that they knew something was not right. It was a delivery clerk who brought down the law, however, after he delivered a large quantity of Dr. Pepper and junk food to the room, only to be asked where the boys could hire some prostitutes. The boys insisted that they had come into the money by winning a “World of Warcraft” tournament.
I suppose this is how Eliot Spitzer started. Playing video games with hookers, however, has been found in countless studies to lead to XBox sessions to Mario nights and then . . . you guesses it . . . the dreaded Pokemon weekends.
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6 thoughts on “Hardy Lad: 13-Year-Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Hire Hookers — To Play Halo”
Taking the oevrveiw, this post hits the spot
Hahahahahahaha what a stup!d kid xD future 40 year old virgin! Honestly if i were that kid id have a threesome with the two hookers xD but i doubt this is real. I mean whos stupid enough th do that??? NO ONE thats who. At 13 is when u begin to want sex ;). Haha. By the way im 14 xD
What a champion, I knew some one would put a hooker to good use for once, and not slap chop her
One website in the UK reports this, not one word anywhere else. Doesn’t sound real to me. No mention of the city where it happened, hotel name, arresting officers, etc. No specifics, only an anecdotal story.
Hookers released without being charged? Dad to take the boy to Disneyland after this because he forgot about his birthday? Boy wants to be a politician? Get the waders, it’s awfully deep in here…
No one at this hotel questioned a minor using an appropriated credit card.
Kudos to the hotel reservation clerks. They recognize future US Congressmen when they see them.
“He stole his Dad’s credit card, took his friends on a $30,000 spree and then hired two hookers to play Halo in a hotel room.”
“Youth (and credit, it seems) is wasted on the young.” –George Bernard Shaw
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