Having It His Way: Man Bites Off Nose of Customer at Burger King

In a continuation of the day’s murder and mayhem thing, here is one equally bizarre and grotesque. Gary Eastwood, 38, came to Burger Kind and is accused of “having it his way” with an off menu selection. After a fender bender, Eastwood bit off the nose of Tommy Easterling after ramming Easterling’s car with his truck.

Police say that Eastwood bragged about his accomplishment when arrested. He is quoted as explaining that he was “at war.”

He is now charged with assault of a high and aggravated nature.

One can expect a tort action, though beyond the truck there may not be much in terms of assets. Biting off a nose would probably satisfy the most basic battery claim.

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5 thoughts on “Having It His Way: Man Bites Off Nose of Customer at Burger King”

  1. Does Eastwood get fries with that? Is it a combo meal choice? Would Jimmy Durante (ok I ‘m dating myself) star in the documentary of “Supersize This”? I’m done and “Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.”

  2. Bob, Esq.
    1, July 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Mike Tyson was unavailable for comment.

    Although I did hear the WWF was attemping to ink a “Tag Team” contract for the two.

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