In Amsterdam, New York, police have charged Walter U. Tessier with a unique case of petit larceny after he bought a lobster, eat it, glued the pieces together, and returned the lobster. He may have gotten the wrong idea from the name of the star: Price Chopper.
He succeeded in exchanging the lobster for crab legs until the police came calling at his home.
There should be some points given for effort in such cases.
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