In Amsterdam, New York, police have charged Walter U. Tessier with a unique case of petit larceny after he bought a lobster, eat it, glued the pieces together, and returned the lobster. He may have gotten the wrong idea from the name of the star: Price Chopper.
He succeeded in exchanging the lobster for crab legs until the police came calling at his home.
There should be some points given for effort in such cases.
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What a hoot! I was told the following by a manager of a large health foods chain–They had to start a “take no prisoners” with a certain group, who will not be named by me, who kept bringing back vitamin bottles, meat packages, etc. that were 2/3 used, claiming the stuff was no good, young man! So the “crack down” was 3 returns and you’re out!
People these days never cease to amaze me! What excuse did he give for the return? Did he say it was dead or something?
Talk about buyer’s remorse. Did he eat the crab before he got caught?