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The Cat Did It: Man Framed By Pet in Porn Sting

I have been warning our readers for years about the evil designs and secret lives of cats. 48521486.JPG180px-WhiteCatNow, Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida is in jail because of a frame up by his kitty. Griffin was arrested on 10 counts of possession of child pornography after he says his cat downloaded over 1000 images of porn by jumping on the computer.


Griffin says that he left the room briefly only to return to find “strange things’’ on his computer.

The cat-computer connection is well known. Why do you think they call it a “mouse” and a pad a “cat”?

For a recent exposure of this secret world . . .

This is not the first frame up by a cat of an innocent man, here.
For the full story, click here.

29 thoughts on “The Cat Did It: Man Framed By Pet in Porn Sting”

  2. FFLEO,

    That is indeed one of my favorite dishes. But I’ll tell you this: It’s Hell trying to get a Yankee to taste it – yellow or white.

    They just don’t know what they are missing.

  3. While I do understand the seriousness of this, I cannot help but refer to this as the case of the ‘kitty’ porn.

  4. Sometimes double-entendre wit is simply is so apropos that it is never approaches poor taste; the banished title was the classic example.

  5. “Upon my return from Toronto (where I posted this particular story, I was met by my wife who exercised a degree of spousal censorship on the title of the entry.”

    *****************

    It’s gratifying to know that whether under the roof of the rubbish collector, the law professor, or the President, the smartest occupant there is usually the wife.

  6. jonathanturley 1, August 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Upon my return from Toronto (where I posted this particular story, I was met by my wife who exercised a degree of spousal censorship on the title of the entry. It was not a concern for good taste but a good marriage that brought about the title change. While I appreciate the popularity of the title, I am about to go to the beach for a week with my wife and kids. I have therefore relented in an act of abject cowardice.
    ************************************* learned from mespo727272 and beings I did not see a copyright I presume that it is unprotected.

    Will you Blawg be still operating while you are on your beach?

  7. I must say the word even in context surprised me a little, even though I am appreciative regular of JT’s ‘humor’ – most of the time…

    We doctors have their own brand, but there are somethings you will just never hear us say – in public…

  8. I don’t know Buddha. Down Texas way they’s got some yeller harmony and it sure tastes sweet in TexMex food….

  11. Leslie is a wonderful influence.
    Y’all have fun!

    “Freak Blames Frame on Frisky Feline”, or
    “Pervert Points to Purrer”

  12. Upon my return from Toronto (where I posted this particular story, I was met by my wife who exercised a degree of spousal censorship on the title of the entry. It was not a concern for good taste but a good marriage that brought about the title change. While I appreciate the popularity of the title, I am about to go to the beach for a week with my wife and kids. I have therefore relented in an act of abject cowardice.

  13. Why is this such a big deal? Hvent you all heard of “Puss in Boots”.

  14. JT,
    On all of my posts I strive for the highest standards in avoiding smutty talk and in doing so think to myself “What would JT’s kids think of this?” Seeing this headline I’ve discovered that your parental proclivities are much like my own in not sheltering children from the ways of the flesh. In the future I will allow my posts to delve into the earthiness that is such a driving force within me. Incidentally, my wife and I have taken to hiding our laptops, when not in use, due the the
    nocturnal roamings of our own female pussy.

  16. Since Griffin does not appear to be the brightest criminal, I would suggest to his public defender that he submits corroborating evidence to the judge/jury that Griffin had 3 of his rare, gold-plated vases full of catnip surrounding his computer, the pu, er, kitty (proper court language/decorum) brushed up against all three catnip plants, thusly causing the episodic computer keyboard/cat interfacing download.

    It could happen, because we all know doggies are not drawn to catnip nor are they as interested in ‘kiddy’ porn as ‘kitties’ are and pups are only 1/3 as smart as kittens.

    Bookem’ Danno! (No, not the cat!)

  18. Besides a long suffering death to the purveyors of this sh** this headline tops them all.

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