Besides taking one of the most memorable mug shots, Kay Fotheringham, 52, is notable as the latest victim of the cat conspiracy. We have already seen how a cat framed a man by downloading porn on his computer (here). Now, a feline felon caused Fotheringham to wound a driver’s ed instructor and student in a perfect set-up of a biped.
The crafty kitty used one of its famed nine lives to get the property to itself.
The Utah man was drinking when the cat walked in front of him. Fotheringham grabbed a sawed-off shotgun and fired – missing the cat entirely and hitting the two victims with birdshot at the Alpine School Maintenance Shop behind his property.
He is now facing charges of discharging a firearm in a city, intoxication and disorderly conduct and knowingly possessing a sawed-off shotgun.
It is not clear how long it will take for America to wake up to the feline menace. With our jails filling up with citizens nabbed in cat-related crimes, the just of us will be reduced to minions of the cat-set: reduced to terrified kitty servants changing litter boxes, rolling yarn balls, and opening tuna cans. Mind me, America: Your cat overlords are coming.
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