Urine Good Company, Mr. Stark: Congressman Tells Constituent that He Will Not Pee on His Leg

Rep. Pete Stark (D-Calif) appears to have a curious way of showing respect: he urinates on your leg. At least that is the impression from this YouTube clip where Stark tells a critic of the health bill: “I wouldn’t dignify you by peeing on your leg, it wouldn’t be worth wasting the urine.” He is not alone in retaining his “precious bodily fluids.”

Stark’s response came after a man at a meeting with senior citizens in Fremont said “Mr. Congressman, don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

It is not clear if Stark’s hoarding his urine for friends results in a large storage area or whether, due to a large number of respected friends, his signs of respect . . . well . . . regularly flows to the right people.

Of course, any jars in the Stark residence are likely dwarfed the the collection of Howard Hughes.

Of course, this makes those who are respected by Stark feel a bit uneasy on the possible signs of affection. Usually, a nice note will do.

11 thoughts on “Urine Good Company, Mr. Stark: Congressman Tells Constituent that He Will Not Pee on His Leg”

  1. I’m sure this constituent feels like he needs a real shower after this encounter with Mr. Stark:


  2. After hearing the teabagger go on about healthcare reform, I would have told him, “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.”

  3. rafflaw,

    Come on down and You will certainly get the Golden Shower of a lifetime. Tazed til you are Blue. Shower Shake, Half Baked and whatever else. We are the law. We are an entity to unity. I invite you to visit our little nook down by the brook. How well can you swim?

  4. I think Congressmen Peter “Golden Showers” Stark was a little too frank in response to this citizen’s comment. At least he didn’t pull out a taser and taze the poor guy!

  5. JT, Foo, LOL You guys woke up with your funny on today 🙂

    Actually, I couldn’t get my drivers licenses without proving I was a citizen, that I reside here in the U.S. legally, and a form of State residency proof. Cost me $15.00 to get a birth cert. copy/verification which looks just like Prez. Obama’s. This was 2 months ago.

    Foo, I had always heard it “Don’t P*** on my SHOES and…”; maybe it’s a regional thing.

  6. JT,

    As a person that worked on Who Hughes Estate I can tell you that is an awful thing to say about a man who is deceased. True, but nonetheless distasteful. Bet ya did not know when he bought out controlling interest in RKO he wanted to date an actress and the women that wear the modern day bra, especially Madonna owe him his due respect.

    Now with respect to that peeing message. Many people into that kinky shit would pay for that privileged. But then again, Golden Showers rarely bring May Flowers.

    Out of respect for the deceased President RWR my leg is all wet. Anyone wanna buy some stock that I hold at 1.25 a share and pay me what I have invested? I will tell you about that peed on feeling, its bad.

  7. Leah, that’s crazy talk! Obama’s Muslim ACORN army is going to unplug you from your respirator.

  8. I think a point here is being missed or ignored. We have something like 40 million unemployed citizens in this country, and for health care they are forced to go to emergency rooms at hospitals where the cost is much higher than a visit to a private doctor. So saying that Obama intends to pay for his health care bill with social security and restrictions on Medicare (reduced benefits)is highly questionable as far as I can tell.

    The first man to speak on the video, listed a whole lot of problems that occurred during the Bush administration, but he seems to be blaming them on Obama. Typical of the Republican ways to avoid responsibility for what they themselves do.

    Additionally, the suggestion in the video that drivers licenses would be proof of citizenship, is total baloney. Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the last administration support and make it possible for illegal aliens to obtain U.S. drivers licenses?

    1. Leah:

      How dare you try to find something substantive and educational out of this clip?

  9. The correct quote is “Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.” Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976).

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