Naked Gun: Police Called After Citizens See Naked Men Running Around Intersections . . . Only To Find The Police Were Already on the Scene

118px-Qps_badgeWhen citizens were alarmed at the sight of naked men running around intersections at 4 pm, they immediately called the police. They then learned that there were already officers on the scene — running around the police van naked.

It appears that, not only were two officers running around the van naked at traffic lights, but the van may have been filled with naked cops returning from a “buck’s party,” or bachelor party in Brisbane, Australia.

The response of the police department is a classic case of understatement: “The incident occurred during a buck’s party and is totally out of character with officers’ normal demeanour.” I would certainly hope so.

Of course, officers in the United States are known to have a few excesses at parties and special events themselves, here and here and here and here and here and here.

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9 thoughts on “Naked Gun: Police Called After Citizens See Naked Men Running Around Intersections . . . Only To Find The Police Were Already on the Scene”

  1. I was going to drop a bon mot, but I can’t compete with that Dredd. Well played, sir. Poetry indeed.

  2. Yes folks there is a word for these actions:

    “Nakeders
    People who are naked in a large group. 3 or more people all naked together for any reason
    Jane:Lets go in that room
    Lesley:I just went in and there are loads of nakeders in there”

  3. Sally,

    Physical fitness requirements for retention in LEO status are *not* what they once were…think donuts n’ Billy beer, not Chippendales…

  4. Fabulous, Key’stoned’ nakid coppers servin’ n’ protectin’

    I wonder where they pinned their badges?

  5. Well, Just go a head and call the Police. Oh wait a minute, stop right there. I think, oh yeah, we are the cops. Go ahead and call em.

    I went to a U/Cops wedding. Naturally his secretary worked for me that was the only reason of an invitation. About, 2 am the party got too loud and out of control. The management called the cops after they would not settle down. Oh well, nothing happened there, I wonder why?

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