The Axe Effect: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks in Woman’s House, Makes Dinner, and Takes Shower

naked+manFor a Slidell, Louisiana woman it was bad enough to find her home ransacked after returning from a weekend with her son. Then, after checking the home video system, she learned the burglar was entirely naked at the time and proceeded to take a shower before leaving. This may be the result of the entire AXE effect, which asks “Is Your Shower Hottie Ready?”


The man actually knocked on the 61-year-old woman’s door before going into the backyard and relaxing on the patio furniture. He then broke into the house. He made himself a meal, several drinks before taking a shower.

Presumably, the owner will now switch to Splash N Go. 200

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9 thoughts on “The Axe Effect: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks in Woman’s House, Makes Dinner, and Takes Shower”

  1. These pictures provide a good reason why endomorphs should not be nudists. Then again, this burglar may consider tattoos a form of apparel.

  2. Actually, Gyges, I’d prefer that more of them would do that – makes them easier to catch.

  3. Dredd,

    Don’t get me wrong. I think body builders are in general some of the most mentally aberrant people out there (and I know several) but I don’t think any one is going to mistake this guy for the Governenator. Maybe Larry the Cable Guy, not AHHHH-nold.

  4. He will have to use the “I am a terminator from the future and I thought this was Sarah Connor’s house … the time space co-ordinates must have been off …”

  5. Ah, the luxury of going away for a weekend with your child. This sucks really bad.

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