For a Slidell, Louisiana woman it was bad enough to find her home ransacked after returning from a weekend with her son. Then, after checking the home video system, she learned the burglar was entirely naked at the time and proceeded to take a shower before leaving. This may be the result of the entire AXE effect, which asks “Is Your Shower Hottie Ready?”
The man actually knocked on the 61-year-old woman’s door before going into the backyard and relaxing on the patio furniture. He then broke into the house. He made himself a meal, several drinks before taking a shower.
Presumably, the owner will now switch to Splash N Go. 
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These pictures provide a good reason why endomorphs should not be nudists. Then again, this burglar may consider tattoos a form of apparel.
Actually, Gyges, I’d prefer that more of them would do that – makes them easier to catch.
Don’t look Ethel!
Why not, Gyges. That’s how the banksters and their hand paid Congressmembers do it!!!
Drunk, naked, and stupid is no way to go through a robbery.
Dredd,
Don’t get me wrong. I think body builders are in general some of the most mentally aberrant people out there (and I know several) but I don’t think any one is going to mistake this guy for the Governenator. Maybe Larry the Cable Guy, not AHHHH-nold.
This woman has a camera in her shower?
He will have to use the “I am a terminator from the future and I thought this was Sarah Connor’s house … the time space co-ordinates must have been off …”
Ah, the luxury of going away for a weekend with your child. This sucks really bad.