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Cafe Delicto: Virginia Man Convicted of Indecent Exposure For Appearing Naked Inside His Home While Making Coffee

We previously followed the case of Erick Williamson, 29, who was charged with indecent exposure when he was spotted by two women naked inside his house. He says that he was making coffee and they say he was exposing himself. Well, a Virginia jury has rejected his coffee-based defense and convicted Williamson.

The jury agreed with the women that Williamson intentionally stood in front of the window while they walked by his home. However, he was given a suspended sentence and no fine. He stated his intention to appeal. He notably did not argue that this was just how you make a Latte In Flagrante Delicto.

This still leaves on a caffeine-based defense in another case, here.

20 thoughts on “Cafe Delicto: Virginia Man Convicted of Indecent Exposure For Appearing Naked Inside His Home While Making Coffee”

  2. You jest, surely; this will end up debunked on snopes.com just wait a little longer.

  3. Paul,

    Fortunately, Mr. Williamson is appealing this verdict and perhaps his actions can result in this never occurring again in any jurisdiction. Outrageous verdicts like this must never stand uncontested.

  4. When I first caught wind of this story I told my family how outraged I was that the obviously half-whit authorities in virgina would even waste the taxpayers money on this sort of tripe. I knew it would be tossed out and that would be the end of it. Now that I hear this ACTUALLY went to trial and the man was CONVICTED of being naked in his OWN HOME I am extremely OUTRAGED and am so glad I do not live in a backwoods redneck half-whit state like virginia. This so called “judge” and “prosecutor” don’t have enough brains between them to blow a bubble. They need to be relieved of the jobs taxpayers waste hard earned money on and maybe get jobs as paper boys or at the local laundry mat. Is this still America that I live in???. I am now forced to really wonder why I served this Country for 20 years in the Marines Force Recon to defend the rights os morons like these clowns who call themselves attorneys and judges. This really sickens and saddens me terribly.

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  6. Anonymously Yours
    “…Now, question how many women have had sex with the repairman? Waiting nude for when the show up to do the work that they are assigned?”
    ————–

    None that I’ve ever known; they’re too busy holding down jobs and trying to make (economic) ends meet. Having to stay home and wait for a repairman is a chore, not an opportunity. If you’re jokin’, put a smiley behind it or some of us are going to think there’s something in the water down there.

  8. AY–

    You wrote; “Now, question how many women have had sex with the repairman? Waiting nude for when the show up to do the work that they are assigned?”

    Is that type of thing happening down there in Texas where you been livin’? If so, maybe you all should rename it the Lonely Mam?…State.

  9. Sally,

    I think you have got it. This guy would have been a pervert. Now, question how many women have had sex with the repairman? Waiting nude for when the show up to do the work that they are assigned?

    Are Cougars legal to have?

  10. I truly believe that if a father and son had come across a nude woman making coffee in her own kitchen, the father would have been labeled a pervert and been made to register as a sex offender.

  11. This guy bears a strong resemblence to the big guy in the Nerds movies! Shouldn’t this guy file a complaint for trespassing against these peeping toms?

  14. As I recall the original story as it unfolded the woman and her kid were cutting through his yard when they saw him and had they stayed on the sidewalk they would not have seen him. Virginia seems to be in dire need of one of those overnight purgatives.

  15. Byron–

    Regarding the location you mentioned: I hear they’re having a helluva problem with climate change down there in the netherworld. The ladeez in Hades tell me the temperature is going into retrogradeez.

  17. I’m with you fellas.

    (For some reason I keep channelling Delmar O’Dell. Must be the Louisiana water.)

  19. I bet if he had cut his hair and shaved he would not have been convicted. Stereotype of the sex crazed hippie.

    If I looked into the window of a woman’s house and saw her naked at 5 am in the morning, I would be arrested.

  20. Hey, if you walk by my house and look in a window to catch me naked, you deserve to go blind…

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