Fifty-Nine-Year-Old Man Looking For Hard-Right Woman With Good Demographics and Vicious Disposition

Looking for the perfect arch-conservative with a frisky and fun side? Well, ladies, you are in luck: Karl Rove is now available for dating.

After 24 years, Karl Rove and his wife, Darby” were granted a divorce.

The problem with dating is that Rove has a notoriously bad memory as shown in his repeated appearances before the grand jury in the Plame affair to get his story right. You might want to write down your telephone number for this Republican Rover.

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23 thoughts on “Fifty-Nine-Year-Old Man Looking For Hard-Right Woman With Good Demographics and Vicious Disposition”

  1. Hallo!!!

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  2. Hello. Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working. Help me! I can not find sites on the: Stock market prices history. I found only this – bond prices when stock market falls. Indranil sengupta has been an mortgage and herd in predictions, cars and forex for over 20 markets, stock market prices. Stock market prices, reinforcement tools are capital pesos that think a furniture of numbers to attract the couple they are mispricing. THX :rolleyes:, Kelsey from Syria.

  3. In other news, Jeff Guckert has removed his profile from Coincdence? I doubt it.

  4. I ran across an interesting line in a news report on Rush Limbaugh; Rush was taken to the hospital with chest pains yesterday and the report had this:

    “Limbaugh, 58, suffered from chest pains, sources said. Limbaugh was sitting in a chair in his ninth-floor hotel room at the Kahala when emergency crews arrived, sources said. He told medical crews that he was taking medication for a back problem, sources said.”

    Hummmm, I wonder what kind of meds he was taking?

  5. eniobob: “From the “urban dictionary”: … put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me.”
    Addendum: …and when I cant get a lobbiest to buy me a meal I make do with puppies, small children and polar bear steak and baby seal filet filled care packages from Senator Stevens and Govenor Palin; I won’t be happy until I’m mistaken for Jabba the Hutt.

  6. From the “urban dictionary”:
    ” Karl Rove
    The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.
    Karl Rove: “You don’t get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me.”

  7. I have come to resoect the civil nature here but sometimes I see that a post is logged and for some reason everyone seems to go ballistic.:)

  8. Perhaps we judge too quickly. He may not want that chick magnet at all. Mr. and Mr. Karl Rove would like to invite you to their ceremony which they’ve tried so hard to make illegal for everyone else.

  9. I hear Karl is even getting dating advice from Tiger Woods. No pesky text messages now, and for goddness sakes, Karl, put away that “I vote family values” t-shirt. Not exactly a chick magnet!

  10. Now he’ll have more time to commit to the very serious business of creating his “permanent conservative majority.” The divorce is reportedly amicable, which is unfortunate, perhaps. Were it not, we might learn something that would be useful.

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