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Repo This: Mother Arrested After Throwing Baby Threw Car Window

Dallas mother Krystal Gardner, 28, had a novel way to prevent the repo man from taking her 2001 Ford Expedition — she threw her 1-year-old child through the window of the vehicle to prevent it from being taken.

Gardner was apparently aware that state law prevents the repossession of a vehicle with a child inside. She succeeded. The repo man stopped and she is now charged with aggravated assault, endangering a child, and several outstanding traffic warrants.

Also arrested was Jessie Reyna, a 15-year-old boy armed who came out of the house waving a 12-gauge shotgun and shot the repo man Luke Ross in the leg (after firing once in the air). Ross later returned and repossessed the vehicle.

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27 thoughts on “Repo This: Mother Arrested After Throwing Baby Threw Car Window”

  2. Olson Johnson: [after taylor’s speech] Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all in debt to taylor for stating what needed to be said. I am particularly glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.
    [nauseating the townspeople]

  3. taylor:

    Were you trying to tell us something? Please try again in English.

  4. pete:

    “boy don’t get in tween a redneck woman and her truck.”

    **************

    No truer words were ever spoken:

  6. This young mother needs a long separation from the child that she attempted to use as a football. Possibly a permanent separation.

  7. all yal fagits can shut ur mouth yal dnt know wat she been through i do so quit talkin crap on da internet yal fagits come talk to me ifu have a problem

  8. AY: Is getting hit with buck shot considered normal in Texas?

    If I was hit with just a little buck shot, I wouldn’t return later to repo the car. Must be an east coast thing.

  9. vlf2112

    Some people should just be sterilized – forceably.
    =================================================================

    Oh boy, Lady Liberty’s going to have a conniption!

  11. It was just a little buck shot, scattered and hit his leg through his pant leg. You can expose more skin from Bicycle Road Rash than this person got.

  12. “…Jessie Reyna…shot the repo man Luke Ross in the leg…Ross later returned and repossessed the vehicle.”

    Seriously? He was shot in the leg, then came back later to repo the car?

    If I ever need to get a car repossessed for a client, I’m calling Luke Ross.

  13. The next repossession team to visit the Gardner residence should be from the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

  14. “Ross later returned and reposessed the vehicle.”

    After being shot by a delinquent with a 12 bore!

    Everybody repeat after me:

    We are not worthy!

    We are not worthy!

    Good man!

  15. Actually Buddha, there are a number of very nice homes in OakCliff. If these same homes were in HP, Preston Hollow or anyplace but there they would be cost prohibited. A very nice home would cost you about 75k to 125k and if in the other areas 750 to 1.5 mil. It is an area that was home to many of a wealthy industrialist.

  17. I heard this on the news, I was like WTF. The Repo man looks like he just got paroled or just out of the joint. I think that this happened in OakCliff, the south boundary for Dallas. Home of MS13 if that tells you anything.

    Are all Crystal’s/Krystal’s middle name Meth?

  18. “Repo This: Mother Arrested After Throwing Baby Threw Car Window”

    “Gardner was apparently aware that state law prevents the repossession of a vehicle with a child inside.”

    WOW,she has quite a thought process going for herself.

  19. Okay, I know it’s early, but “threw the car window”? Really?

    She THREW the baby THROUGH the car window.

    Rules of Blogging, Section 3, Paragraph 8: If you’re going to put it in a big font, you really have to proofread it first.

  20. Did the entire world go insane overnight? (Rhetorical. I know it has always been insane.)

    Sorry. I’m simply still too mad at the Pope and incredulous at the Sharia nitwits to process this additional bit of cruelty at the moment. Perhaps I need a coffee break. Or a handful of Xanex with a vodka chaser break although I’d prefer several bong hits and a massage.

    And where is that damned late arriving Mothership?

    The BIL Sarcastic Response System will be back online ASAP.

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