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Suspicious Package: Security Officer Attacks Colleague Over Jokes About The Size of His Genitalia in Body Scanner

It appears that terrorism is not the only subject you should not joke about at airport security posts. Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested for aggravated battery after he allegedly attacked a colleague after a supervisor joked about his . . . well . . . under-sized carry-on after he walked through one of the new body scanners in a training exercise.

After the supervisor made fun of the size of his genitalia, Negron allegedly caught up to one of his co-workers in a parking lot and hit him in the arm and back with a police baton. He reportedly made the man kneel in front of him and say that he was sorry.

To add insult to injury, the police affirmed the view of the supervisor by reporting: “The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis.”
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31 thoughts on “Suspicious Package: Security Officer Attacks Colleague Over Jokes About The Size of His Genitalia in Body Scanner”

  1. Ok, nice stand-up routine, Jonathon. Any comments about the legal implications? Privacy? Maybe comments on laws that require us to tolerate intolerable provocation? Anything thoughtful to say at all? As it is, all your post seems to do is continue the mockery that sent the fellow into an understandable rage in the first place.

  3. I have no idea why this strikes me as relevant here. Worth listening to again in any event:

  4. He reportedly made the man kneel in front of him and say that he was sorry.

    I wonder if the kneeler “Felt Sorry”?

  5. So in other words these people can’t even do their jobs right in a training exercise, let alone with the public.

    Next we’ll have lawsuits over comments on breast size, or at the very least women that have to put up with crap like that from people that are SUPPOSED to be mature enough to do their jobs without acting like 12 yr olds.

    What a cluster F waiting to happen!!!

  6. vlf2112 – that must explain why there are no surgeons in the business of breast enlargment surgery 😉

    “Men tend to evaluate themselves in an area where a gorilla is there equal and a jackass infinitely superior.”

  8. hahahaha!

    Blouise, “In 9 out of 10 trials, ladies choose the skilled conductor over the wiggling worm. ;)”

    you rule….

  10. vlf2112

    “I don’t get why some men believe their penises define their manliness.”

    The “some men” you speak of are the ones with small brains…methinks.

  11. Blouise it is no doubt that in 9 out of 10 trials, ladies choose the skilled conductor over the wiggling worm.

    As long as I’m the 1 in 10 then I’m happy 🙂

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