The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board wants you to think not just about Mama today but getting Mama toasted. The board is airing radio ads promoting the virtues of alcohol consumption on Mother’s Day — not exactly what those Mothers at MADD had in mind.
The Board particularly recommends the “Mother’s Kiss” is equal parts strawberry kiwi vodka and lemonade. So much better than that wet smacker Mama gives you.
The Board notes that Pinnacle vodka, which comes in a variety of flavors, is on sale for $9.99: “That’s $4 savings,” the ad states. “With deals like this, you can afford to treat all the mothers in your life this year!”