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Benny Hinn Uses “Jesus Jacket” To Cure Followers

I just saw this video on Reddit of Benny Hinn using his magic “Jesus Jacket” to heal followers of everything from rickets to AIDS.

In case you think that no one would believe this comical scene, Benny Hinn Ministries reportedly makes over $200 million a year.

My question is where do you send the Jesus Jacket to be dry cleaned or is it magically dry cleaned on its own?

34 thoughts on “Benny Hinn Uses “Jesus Jacket” To Cure Followers”

  1. Gyges,

    Is that what that means?

    And here I thought he was just another screaming lunatic.

  2. Buddha,

    But it was in capital letters, and as we all know caps lock is cruise control for cool.

  5. ALL OF YOU ARE BLIND AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS EVIL! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE A PROPHET OF GOD ?? DO YOU NOT KNOW ITS THE HOLY SPIRIT THAT DOES THE HEALING. I PROMISE YOU THIS YOU WILL ALL BE PUNISHED BY THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THIS FOR JUDGING. MARK MY WORDS.

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  8. I caught this circus clown late one night while channel surfing – not only was I giggling my ass off at his antics (he is SUCH a drama queen!), but just about fell off the couch when it hit me that people actually send this guy money … P.T. Barnum NAILED it.

    I wonder if Hinn’s Jesus Jacket came with a few bottles of Jesus Juice??

  9. frankdawg
    1, August 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    … Lost an eye due to illness? … God will not give you a new one! …

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    A third eye … Hinduism … need an eye … change religions … one can get chakras there too … no extra charge .. lots of gods and a some of ’em have extra arms and legs … Hinn could make a killing

  10. Who says money can’t rent you love? He did it enough to land in divorce court this year. If he personally declared no income other than a few little perks, how much is he worth for alimony?

  11. Blouise–

    I’d agree that it’s about power AND money. Those with money can usually wield lots of power. They can buy politicians. That’s why you haven’t seen most of the people who caused the near collapse of our economy being indicted. They’re still getting big bonuses…still running the show. Money = Power.

  12. Blouise,

    “it was a sanctimonious moment”

    Certainly, not you….

  13. Why does God hate amputees? Of all the miraculous healing these great preachers claim not a single amputee has ever received His blessing of a new limb. Born with a withered arm? God has never grown a new one in recorded history! Lost a leg din service to the Lord? God seems to be ignoring your prayers. Lost an eye due to illness? God will not give you a new one!

    The unseen ‘cancer’ will be wiped away with a simple alleluia. But God must really hate amputees.

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